Invention Paradise.

[Dr. wonderful]

If you could create anything...ANYTHING, what would it be?

I would create a giant robot. Probably fly around earth causing some trouble, then head to the moon and leave a emoticon.

"XD Escapist FTW"

And the robot name will be Big ben.

 

[hittite]

inertial compensator. The single most useful invention since the wheel.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I would create a R18 rating for Australia.

Because I'm that nice.

 

[JRCB]

A zeppelin with jet engines.

As another person stated, it will be called the jettelin.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

A zeppelin with jet engines.

As another person stated, it will be called the jettelin.

Sounds like an Actress' name.

 

[Omikron009]

A wish granting robot that cooked food for me.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

A wish granting robot that cooked food for me.

Couldn't you just wish for the food and skip the cooking part altogether?

 

[Kollega]

A zeppelin with jet engines.

As another person stated, it will be called the jettelin.

DUDE! I had that idea, like, when i was ten! And it would also shoot ICBMs!

As for me? I'd invent a proper (i.e. easily flyable for long time) jetpack, probably. Or an FTL drive. Or maybe a gasmask with pine scent. I like pine scent.

 

[The Bread is Delicious]

Body suit (much like the one in Alter Echo which no one seems to have ever heard of) that plugs into your nerves and increases strength, reaction time, as well as regulates body functions/changes (blood pressure, etc.) dependent on settings imputed by the user, not AI. It would be sick, because you only use like 20-30% of your strength and other functions, if you increased these by about 10% you would be able to do all kinds of stuff.

 

[Omikron009]

A wish granting robot that cooked food for me.

Couldn't you just wish for the food and skip the cooking part altogether?

But...a pet robot that cooks for you! And grants wishes! It's a goddamn robot!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

A wish granting robot that cooked food for me.

Couldn't you just wish for the food and skip the cooking part altogether?

But...a pet robot that cooks for you! And grants wishes! It's a goddamn robot!

Yeah, I guess your right... But it ain't no Canti.

 

[ethaninja]

I would create a R18 rating for Australia.

Because I'm that nice.

Yaaay

 

[ethaninja]

A spaceship, to leave this shithole called Earth.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Or maybe a gasmask with pine flavor. I like pine flavor.

So you plan on eating the gas mask? That's one way to make it recyclable.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

A spaceship, to leave this shithole called Earth.

And then you would have to create a planet.

 

[Kollega]

Or maybe a gasmask with pine flavor. I like pine flavor.

So you plan on eating the gas mask? That's one way to make it recyclable.

Nah, i just wanted it to smell of something other than rubber.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Or maybe a gasmask with pine flavor. I like pine flavor.

So you plan on eating the gas mask? That's one way to make it recyclable.

Nah, i just wanted it to smell of something other than rubber.

wouldn't that be pine scent rather than pine flavor?

 

[Space Spoons]

The real life equivalent of Megas XLR. It's a giant robot controlled by videogame pads taped the steering wheel of an old Mustang, with just about every kind of weapon in the universe available for use, plus intergalactic travel capabilities and a time warp engine. What's not to like?

 

[Dr. wonderful]

The real life equivalent of Megas XLR. It's a giant robot controlled by videogame pads taped the steering wheel of an old Mustang, with just about every kind of weapon in the universe available for use, plus intergalactic travel capabilities and a time warp engine. What's not to like?

Space spoons, I salute you.

 

[Kollega]

wouldn't that be pine scent rather than pine flavor?

Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess! English is not my first language.

EDIT: Actually, don't fix quotes. For clarity and all that.

The real life equivalent of Megas XLR. It's a giant robot controlled by videogame pads taped the steering wheel of an old Mustang, with just about every kind of weapon in the universe available for use, plus intergalactic travel capabilities and a time warp engine. What's not to like?

It was Plymouth Cuda, actually. But still - WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS FIRST?!