iPhone games

[Souplex]

As you are probably aware there are roughly 70 jillion games for the iPhone. With this staggering fake statistic how is anybody supposed to find the best ones? With this thread of course! What are your favorite iPhone games? What games are a rip off even at the average iPhone game price of two dollars? What games have you heard about but want an honest opinion on first? Discuss it all here!
Disclaimer:

Spoiler

Souplex hates Apple and everything it stands for and would never own an iPhone or any other product that might result in money getting into Steve Jobs's turtle neck. He has made this thread because he is a nice guy and is willing to put aside his hate to help you. Please do not expect Souplex to provide a recommendation as he has the tendency to follow up touching any Apple product with dipping his hands in acid to purge the shame.

 

[Quadtrix]

Well, at least it's not as bad as giving Microsoft money. That's really something that needs to be added to the list of offenses that are deserving of capital punishment.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

Probably Stick Wars. Sure, it's a ripoff of Defend Your Castle, but the touch mechanics work so well that it's superior to the original.

 

[Souplex]

Does anyone have some actual numbers for iPhone games? I know 70 jillion is pretty close to the truth but I want the actual truth.

 

[Souplex]

Well, at least it's not as bad as giving Microsoft money. That's really something that needs to be added to the list of offenses that are deserving of capital punishment.

yah except microsoft products are actually useful. I don't care how user friendly something is if I can't do jack shit.

I posted the disclaimer because I didn't want people to get the wrong idea about me, however I would appreciate it if the flaming were kept to a minimum.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

Stick Wars, Mr. Ahhhh!, Pocket God, Run!, Doodle Jump, and Cartoon Wars.

Probably my favorite hand-held games.

 

[Souplex]

1. not flaming raging
2. I didn't say this to you

1. It still can be offensive and bring down the banhammer.
2. I am partially responsible for the contents of my thread, it is almost as though I said it simply by making a thread that facilitates it.