Ironic Slogans/Mottos

[ArcanePedro]

Nearly every company or product has an accompanying motto or slogan but sometimes they just don't quite gel with the actual product.
So, what is the most ironic/least appropriate slogan you've ever seen?
For me is has to be Fox news with 'Fair & Balanced'

 

[XzarTheMad]

Nike - Just do it.
When they sponsor professional athletes, "just do it" sounds kind of hollow. "Just" become a world-class basketball player? OKAY! OFF I GO!

 

[Anarchemitis]

It would be ironic if Valve's motto was "Reward consistent patrons with consistent content".

It's just as well that they don't have a motto.