irony [rəni]
(plural ironies)
n
1. humour based on opposites: humour based on using words to suggest the opposite of their literal meaning
2. something humorous based on contradiction: something said or written that uses humour based on words suggesting the opposite of their literal meaning
3. incongruity: incongruity between what actually happens and what might be expected to happen, especially when this disparity seems absurd or laughable
4. incongruous thing: something that happens that is incongruous with what might be expected to happen, especially when this seems absurd or laughable
Your story lacks irony