Is Global Warming Making Us Less Horny? One Study Says Yes

FalloutJack

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No, see, that's backwards. You take COLD showers to remove that feeling. I guess none of these people had ever studied the stiffy before. Me neither, but I thought this was commonly known stuff.
 

TsunamiWombat

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Let me assure you, I study this topic nearly every day - sometimes two or three times a day. My findings are in complete opposition to the studies, overall libidinous behaviors are not decreasing in my testing sample.
 

RJ 17

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Covarr said:
Correlation does not indicate causation, fellas.
The official, scientific response to this claim is as follows:
*plugs ears* LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALA!

I can't believe someone got paid to come up with such a tenuous link.
Almost every study these days is used to support someone's agenda in some way. Simply follow the grant money to find who paid for this study and you'll get why the study reached the conclusion it did. For $500K, I'd happily tell you that the reason your shoes become untied is due to global warming, the reason they forgot mustard on your hamburger is because of global warming, and the reason you lost the last three matches in your favorite game is due to global warming too!
 

Leon Royce

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I guess it must be true. I mean it is science.

Everyone knows that the closer a country gets to the equator the more frigid the people get...

Seriously, I cannot believe people could say with a straight face that 0.5c of extra temperature is going to decrease humans having sex. Maybe -30c, from frostbite.
 

Pinky's Brain

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Leon Royce said:
Seriously, I cannot believe people could say with a straight face that 0.5c of extra temperature is going to decrease humans having sex. Maybe -30c, from frostbite.
Western societies are off the Malthusian threadmill, this in theory makes our population numbers sensitive to even small changes in birth rate in the long run. If we didn't have massive immigration, but we do, so it doesn't matter jack.

Who knows, maybe the incoming cultures can put us back on the threadmill.
 

FoolKiller

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My guess would be that the increased heat caused reduced sperm production and lower motility. Which means even if you get it on, the male would be less likely to impregnate the female.

The "science" here is silly. Lower birth rate doesn't mean less sex. According to this "study", if all men got vasectomies at the age of 30, it would mean that men over 30 don't have sex.