The problem is that you're using one impossible situation to reason the certaianty of another. If we had an infinite amount of time and monkeys, certainly, but it's not in the realm of possibility. You can heap on circumstance to twist the situation, but then the initial situation becomes moot.
'Water involuntarily falling upwards' is impossible
If you change it to 'Water falling upwards under influnced conditions and under the power of the ingenuity of man and some very impressive thechnology is possible', then you have proved jack squat. Water still hasn't fall upwards involuntarily without motivation.
Really, it all comes down to something quite simple: The impossible is impossible. The moment you do something 'Impossible' it becomes possible, and the Impossible remains unachieved. It's a moving target, one you can't hit by default.
'Water involuntarily falling upwards' is impossible
If you change it to 'Water falling upwards under influnced conditions and under the power of the ingenuity of man and some very impressive thechnology is possible', then you have proved jack squat. Water still hasn't fall upwards involuntarily without motivation.
Really, it all comes down to something quite simple: The impossible is impossible. The moment you do something 'Impossible' it becomes possible, and the Impossible remains unachieved. It's a moving target, one you can't hit by default.