Is it cannibalism?

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Kakashi on crack

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Your best/favorite/most cherished friend/Romantic other/spouse/etc. and you crashed on an island. (I'll just call them friend)

The thing is, there is no food on this island aside from tree wood, or water.

Except for a magical source of water that will turn you into a random animal if you drink it...

On the second day, your friend drinks this water from dehydration, and soon afterwards, you find a source of fresh water that is normal.

When you find your friend, they are a very plump pig.

A week or so goes by, and finally you can no longer stand the hunger pains, and you eat the pig.

A few days later, a rescue party finds you, and saves you.

Question: When you ate your friend, was it cannibalism?

(both yes and no are correct, it's just a matter of perspective.)
 

The Stonker

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Uuuuh, "yes" isn't correct, since he got turned into a pig and is therefore not human anymore?

Silly question, T-rex with hat approves.
 

Vortigar

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No, its worse.

You do NOT eat the magical friend piggy.

For he that doth does so will be smoten with great and righteous fury by a sea turtle with lasers on its head and nuclear icbm´s loaded under its shell.

This is right up there with sick stuff like people telling you they are not going to explain themselves because you wouldn´t understand anyway.

Why is it always the baby seals!?
 

Mr Montmorency

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I don't understand, you say it like cannibalism is something to be avoided...

Did I miss something here?