That would make a whole lot more sense if household pets were wild animals. You know, because you imply they're being taken from the wild and not, say, a shelter and what have you.JoJo said:Picture the scene. You're just a human kid minding your own business when suddenly without warning, super-intelligent aliens take you away from your mother and into a strange new place run by other aliens.
...second rate? You're already getting food bought specifically for you, and you're a completely different species than your resident overlord. Aren't you in the least concerned with the possibility that their food might not be good for you?JoJo said:You can't understand more than a word or two of their language and most of it's simply unlearnable by human ears for various reasons, yet they scold or hit you whenever you do something against their arbitrary rules which to you make no sense. You are fed either scraps from the table, or second rate food they buy specially. You have to pretend to be eager and be a "good human" when your masters return if you want to ever get any treats. If you're unfortunate, they may live in an environment which you can't survive in and so the rest of your life will be confined to one small tank.
Yep. Because that's the thing on every dog's mind: escape from the horrible, two-legged creatures that've been holding it prisoner. Not "Run around and explore before returning" or "Find out what's making that awesome smell" or "Investigate and/or have sex with that dog of the opposing gender you see."JoJo said:When they go out, you are left alone or in the car or tied up outside, or if you're lucky you might get to come along with a rope tied around your neck so you can't escape from your "family".
Oh no! How horrible to wake up and no longer feel boiling rage at the sight of other human males within my territory, or overwhelming lust at the sight of females. I sure would hate being able to interact with others of my species on levels more complex than "Fight or screw."JoJo said:If the aliens keep more than one human of different genders, then there's a good chance that they'll have you castrated to prevent the inevitable,
Wow. Somehow I don't think you've ever had a dog, cat, or anything longer-living than a goldfish. Nor do I think you're very good at concealing ulterior motives and personal biases.JoJo said:or perhaps worse maybe use you as a breeder and then take your kids away before they're grown. The aliens have far longer a lifespan than humans and so when you get old and too expensive to keep, they have you euthanatised, cry a few crocodile tears and then forget about you when they go buy a new pet human. That is your life.
No, it doesn't. It sounds like a lopsided and poorly-founded attempt at shocking people into siding with you. How about this:JoJo said:This may sound like a horror story
"You're growing up with all your siblings, minding your own business, and suddenly, a whirlwind of spinning metal death cuts you down at the ankles and sucks you into a huge container of some sort. If you live long enough, you'll find yourself minced into tiny pieces, mixed with other people, and then baked into food for a terrible species of giants.
Such is the terrifying life of wheat."
Oh, I get it now. So you interviewed actual pets for this? Because otherwise, it'd be shockingly presumptuous to think that your intelligence and point of view can be shrunk and bestowed upon something of an entirely different species.JoJo said:but in fact it's the grim reality of the millions of animals kept by us humans as "pets".
...huh. You mention pets and fur...but are farm animals mysteriously exempt from this? Are all animals magically off-limits to human interaction? Because there's a distinct reason why we have canine teeth alongside molars: we're omnivores. We eat meat. We've collectively eaten so much meat for so long that evolution saw fit to give us the means to eat meat more efficiently.JoJo said:I often see discussions about the morality of eating animals, or farming them for fur, but rarely this question comes up so I ask you Escapists today, is it really morally okay to keep animals as pets or do animals deserve the right to be free?
So is eating meat okay, but keeping a dog isn't? If that's your opinion, you're trying to point out a line between the two where no line exists. Though I somehow doubt that you're okay with eating meat, since you strike me as a textbook 'Meat is murder' sort.