Is it possible to make a good Bible game?

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anNIALLator said:
A Bible game would be great! Each mission could be a different part of God's genocide! You could get extra points at the end of each level, like a multiplier, for killing all your male prisoners and how much gold and silver you took from the town you burned down. You could then use the money to buy concubines and slaves. You have to be careful before each battle. You'd have to do a Fable 2 style mini game where you circumsize (SP?) your soldiers, and bury all the poo lying around your camp. If Yahweh sees any poo, he won't help you in the next mission.
There could be mini games about stoning disobedient children and women who were raped in towns, keeping disabled people out of the worship tent, or side quests about killing all the people in a town where someone had been preaching about a different god.
There could be Mass Effect-style persuasion missions where you have to stop the men in your village from raping your two visitors. If your persuasion skill is high enough, there'd be an option on your dialogue wheel that said, "Have my daughter and this concubine instead, but don't do such a vile thing to a man".
Then, after that, there could be a 'cut up your concubine into 7 (was that how many there was?) pieces QTE.
This game would be awesome.
You've done a great job at only trying to promote distress in this thread, instead of actually trying to keep things civil.

Congratulations.
 

DC_Josh

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DC_Josh said:
A post-apocolyptic survivalist game where you play Noah after the floods dissapate.
You sir...have won everything...EVER.

And you have to repopulate the world with...questionable methods XD.
Why thank ye kindly good sir.
 

setting_son

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As I see it, the problem with Bible based games to date is that they aren't made by professional developers so much as they are made by professional Christians who think a computer game is a neat way to spread their faith and often producing a well coded and enjoyable game is secondary to 'the message'.

The result is that you don't have a game as the end product but a recruiting tool - and not usually a very good one.

I'm not taking shots at Christians. It's pretty clear that there *are* parts of the Bible which would make an interesting premise for a game - even just the mythology itself could be used as a backdrop for a variety of genres.

I'm not interested in necessarily playing as Jesus or a famous Bible character - that's more likely to annoy fundamentalists than anything else - but an RPG set in Biblical times could be pretty good. Imagine being an investigator sent to find out why Gomorrah has gone quiet and then getting sidetracked or something.

Ultimately my point is that a Bible game wont work as long as it focusses on trying to convert people instead of being what games are meant to be: FUN. I play to relax, I don't want to be converted.
 

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Fourty years of fuck-all in a desert, climb a mountain, get some really stupid commandments and spend the next several thousand years butchering people who won't follow them.
The second half of the game is when you can't do that legally so just annoy the crap out of the with it.

But then, I'm rather biased.... as the charred remains of my last bible will testify.
 

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DC_Josh said:
A post-apocolyptic survivalist game where you play Noah after the floods dissapate.
Wouldnt that be an adult game?

"TAP X TO BREED SLUGS!!! LOOK AT THEM GO!!!"
 

anNIALLator

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With reference to the OP, a game about saving the jews from egypt would be awesome. There could be a bit like where you blow up Megaton in Fallout 3, but instead you press a button and all the first born children in egypt die. But you get good karma for doing it. And then you have to remove all the real world evidence of this happening.
 

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Would a Bible game also allow for genocides, rape and slavery? You know all the moral parts where God commands his chosen people to slaughter his enemies and take their daughters.
 

setting_son

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As a Catholic I would have to say no. The Bible is the single text in which we worship from. Making it into a game would defile it.
I dont see why a game automatically defiles the subject matter. I can see how Jesusblaster 2: Assault on the Moneylenders would be offensive and would cheapen the source material but why would a game set in biblical times, using backdrops provided by the text be an act of sacrilege?

It doesn't have to be a game where you play as God or as Jesus for it to be Bible-based. If you're against computer games being based on the Bible are you also against books which discuss the Bible? What about musicals or films like Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ?

Surely you cant think that the Nativity plays held at Christmas are defiling the book upon which they are based?

I don't see why films, plays and books are a legitimate form of expression but the medium of video games is still viewed as something less deserving of recognition. Films can be tasteful in their depiction of material - why can't a game be?
 

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Well, I did my Theology Dissertation on Christians and videogames so I did a spot of research into Christian games and gamers. My journey showed me that it is entirely possible to make games based on the Bible but unfortunately most Christian Developers wanted to use them as a springboard to conversion first and a fun experience afterward. This meant that most of the games I came across sucked.

Some have already mentioned the biggest problem with a Bible based software- Everyone would ***** about it. Atheists would moan that they were 'trying to convert them!' (Which would make me laugh considering how godless games are generally) and the Conservative Christians would yell 'blasphemy' or something. (Which would annoy me because the Bible is more violent than all the GTA's combined).

So in short, yes it's possible but I doubt it would be received well.
 

anNIALLator

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Redlac said:
Well, I did my Theology Dissertation on Christians and videogames so I did a spot of research into Christian games and gamers. My journey showed me that it is entirely possible to make games based on the Bible but unfortunately most Christian Developers wanted to use them as a springboard to conversion first and a fun experience afterward. This meant that most of the games I came across sucked.

Some have already mentioned the biggest problem with a Bible based software- Everyone would ***** about it. Atheists would moan that they were 'trying to convert them!' (Which would make me laugh considering how godless games are generally) and the Conservative Christians would yell 'blasphemy' or something. (Which would annoy me because the Bible is more violent than all the GTA's combined).

So in short, yes it's possible but I doubt it would be received well.
I'm an atheist, but I'd love to play a bible game! The genocide bits would probably be too easy but fun nonetheless.
 

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Nah, am I the only one that ever found the bible incredibly boring? Greatest book ever wrote my ballochs Id prefer reading Pride and Predjudice or something anyday over it, and the christian god is so boring how do you make a game based around an undescribed, unkown being who dosent seem to be all that powerful. I mean the roman gods you can work with, the norse etc but that?
 

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Nmil-ek said:
Nah, am I the only one that ever found the bible incredibly boring? Greatest book ever wrote my ballochs Id prefer reading Pride and Predjudice or something anyday over it, and the christian god is so boring how do you make a game based around an undescribed, unkown being who dosent seem to be all that powerful. I mean the roman gods you can work with, the norse etc but that?
God was more tempermental in the Old Testament, and that's where all the fun war, sex and murder is. The NT is not going to make a fun game. OT, however... well, take a look at the previous posts.
 

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Possibly. Maybe someone could make a jet ski-centered racing game where all the major characters in the Bible don a wet suit and race each other on jet skis, except for Jesus who will run.
 

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Possibly. Maybe someone could make a jet ski-centered racing game where all the major characters in the Bible don a wet suit and race each other on jet skis, except for Jesus who will run.
Moses would just part the water and walk on the ground.
 

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You should be God having to level the city of Sodom. It would play like the AC130 section of cod4 leveling buildings and murdering civilians.

The final encounter would involve spitefully turning Lots wife to a pillar of salt as QTE due to a minor indiscression.
 

Cid Silverwing

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Go play the NES Bible games made by Wisdom Tree.

THEN you come back and tell us you can make good Bible games.
 

DrDeath3191

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Cid SilverWing said:
Go play the NES Bible games made by Wisdom Tree.

THEN you come back and tell us you can make good Bible games.
Interesting fact: Those games are actually remakes of their old crappy games when they were some other company making unliscenced NES games. They just slapped the Bible on top to sell it to gullible folk.