It is going down! (the last showdown)

[blackrave]

So this is it- you are overpowered and there will be no tomorrow for you.
Describe your last stand against forces of evil (or good, or meh).

My perfect end involves skyscraper being assaulted by PMC troops hired by some shady people to deal with me. While I can keep a fight for some time, eventually I get overwhelmed and as my last act of resistance I detonate explosives on lower floors to bring that all place down.

So how it ends for you?

 

[Casual Shinji]

I simply grab the Moon and souplex it into the Earth. [sub]You never said how overpowered.[/sub]

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Realizing my time is up, I destroy the entire world and all life on it with my mind.

No, wait. The universe. I destroy the universe.

I decide to destroy time and space itself.

There, I just managed to one-up the guy that would destroy the universe.

 

[blackrave]

I simply grab the Moon and souplex it into the Earth. [sub]You never said how overpowered.[/sub]

I didn't mean that you have super strength, more like you are against impossible odds.
Also I'm pretty sure you cannot defeat someone who can "grab moon"

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Realizing my time is up, I destroy the entire world and all life on it with my mind.

No, wait. The universe. I destroy the universe.

I decide to destroy time and space itself.

There, I just managed to one-up the guy that would destroy the universe.

Don't you think that would be a little over the top?

Well, if it was my last moment I would like to use it to see time itself burn.
Yes, I want to set time on fire and watch it burn.
And I would have to dissolve space itself as well.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

I offer to suck whatever things about to kill me dick in order to buy more time.

So yeah, in that moment, I think the only thing that can quell this beings desire to take a human life is an inexperienced blow job from me.

High five those of you that get the reference.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Or, hold on, so a shark comes at me right? And right before the shark goes to eat me I shoot myself in the head in a real "OMG! DON'T KILL ME! I'LL DO IT MYSELF!" out of fear kinda thing.