Its A Conspiracy I SAY!

[TeaBaggin]

So many stars dying of late, Fara Fawcet, Ed McMan, Michael Jackson, etc.. They're also dying of pretty similar causes. Hmm... stars die? fox die? ITS A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!!

Thoughts?

 

[PureChaos]

yeah, no. interesting idea (ish) but no

 

[quiet_samurai]

Everything happens in threes......

 

[Dragon_of_red]

It is. Winston Churchill is secretly ordering all of these assassinations from his underground bunker in Uzbekistan.

Hes also chilling with Elvis

 

[Calobi]

It is. Winston Churchill is secretly ordering all of these assassinations from his underground bunker in Uzbekistan.

Hes also chilling with Elvis

And the killer is Bigfoot.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

It is. Winston Churchill is secretly ordering all of these assassinations from his underground bunker in Uzbekistan.

Hes also chilling with Elvis

Where can I find this bunker?
I'll give them Bud Light if they let me in!

 

[Rajin Cajun]

It is. Winston Churchill is secretly ordering all of these assassinations from his underground bunker in Uzbekistan.

Hes also chilling with Elvis

And the killer is Bigfoot.

Damn Bigfoot! Him and Count Coco Fang are my arch-rivals one day we will do the dance of death! ONE DAY!!!

 

[dontworryaboutit]

I feel like you should have titled this "It's a CONSPIRACY I say!" because emphasizing "say" is a little funky.

It is. Winston Churchill is secretly ordering all of these assassinations from his underground bunker in Uzbekistan.

Hes also chilling with Elvis

And the Ghostbusters.

 

[Good morning blues]

It is. Winston Churchill is secretly ordering all of these assassinations from his underground bunker in Uzbekistan.

Hes also chilling with Elvis

Where can I find this bunker?
I'll give them Bud Light if they let me in!

That is like saying "I'll punch you in the throat if you let me come to your awesome party."

 

[Calobi]

It is. Winston Churchill is secretly ordering all of these assassinations from his underground bunker in Uzbekistan.

Hes also chilling with Elvis

And the killer is Bigfoot.

Damn Bigfoot! Him and Count Coco Fang are my arch-rivals one day we will do the dance of death! ONE DAY!!!

And I shall be by your side. Me and Bigfoot have a score to settle.

 

[Triforceformer]

And the Milkman has been supplying molotovs to terrorists.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

It is. Winston Churchill is secretly ordering all of these assassinations from his underground bunker in Uzbekistan.

Hes also chilling with Elvis

Where can I find this bunker?
I'll give them Bud Light if they let me in!

That is like saying "I'll punch you in the throat if you let me come to your awesome party."

If advertising has taught me anything it's that Bud Light can get you in anywhere no matter what impliments of death you may be carrying. And that Pandas are connected to the Mafia.

 

[JustAManInAMask]

And the Milkman has been supplying molotovs to terrorists.

And the Apollo 18 astronauts planted a bomb that would destroy the moon when the Russians came. That's why we haven't gone in so long.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

It is. Winston Churchill is secretly ordering all of these assassinations from his underground bunker in Uzbekistan.

Hes also chilling with Elvis

And the killer is Bigfoot.

Damn Bigfoot! Him and Count Coco Fang are my arch-rivals one day we will do the dance of death! ONE DAY!!!

And I shall be by your side. Me and Bigfoot have a score to settle.

Let us make a pact this day. May the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster guide our gunarms so that we may kill innocent or foe alike until the day we meet Bigfoot! We shall be his Immortal Angels of Death! Who else here wants to swear an oath with me and Sir Calobi? There is no room for moral cowards on this Jihad for we know no friends we only know death and the dealing of said thingy!

 

[JustAManInAMask]

It is. Winston Churchill is secretly ordering all of these assassinations from his underground bunker in Uzbekistan.

Hes also chilling with Elvis

And the killer is Bigfoot.

Damn Bigfoot! Him and Count Coco Fang are my arch-rivals one day we will do the dance of death! ONE DAY!!!

And I shall be by your side. Me and Bigfoot have a score to settle.

Let us make a pact this day. May the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster guide our gunarms so that we may kill innocent or foe alike until the day we meet Bigfoot! We shall be his Immortal Angels of Death! Who else here wants to swear an oath with me and Sir Calobi? There is no room for moral cowards on this Jihad for we know no friends we only know death and the dealing of said thingy!

The FSM? Everyone knows the invisble pink unicorn rules the universe! Out of here you zealot!

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

Ummm, well, the conspiracy is getting bigger, but, you're all WAY off, because the mastermind behind all of it is John Wayne.

 

[Beefcakes]

It is. Winston Churchill is secretly ordering all of these assassinations from his underground bunker in Uzbekistan.

No I'm not!
I mean... he wouldn't be...
Because I'm not him
And I am alive and he is dead
And there are no bunkers in Uzbekistan
I mean cmon, if I were to bui he were to build a bunker, it would be elsewhere
But he wouldn't build one
Because I'm he's dead
Seriously

 

[JustAManInAMask]

Winston Churchill is. Or... Well... maybe Stalin or Lenin... No it is John Adams! I R SMART!

 

[Rajin Cajun]

It is. Winston Churchill is secretly ordering all of these assassinations from his underground bunker in Uzbekistan.

Hes also chilling with Elvis

And the killer is Bigfoot.

Damn Bigfoot! Him and Count Coco Fang are my arch-rivals one day we will do the dance of death! ONE DAY!!!

And I shall be by your side. Me and Bigfoot have a score to settle.

Let us make a pact this day. May the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster guide our gunarms so that we may kill innocent or foe alike until the day we meet Bigfoot! We shall be his Immortal Angels of Death! Who else here wants to swear an oath with me and Sir Calobi? There is no room for moral cowards on this Jihad for we know no friends we only know death and the dealing of said thingy!

The FSM? Everyone knows the invisble pink unicorn rules the universe! Out of here you zealot!

You dare defy our GOD??? HOW DARE YOU INFIDEL! Our God himself has touched us with his noodly appendage. He himself will singlehandedly rise from the Boiling Pot to smite down Warlord Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology through his noodly appendage shall there be a new Human Renaissance! REPENT NOW BEFORE THOU ART SMITTEN!

 

[JustAManInAMask]

It is. Winston Churchill is secretly ordering all of these assassinations from his underground bunker in Uzbekistan.

Hes also chilling with Elvis

And the killer is Bigfoot.

Damn Bigfoot! Him and Count Coco Fang are my arch-rivals one day we will do the dance of death! ONE DAY!!!

And I shall be by your side. Me and Bigfoot have a score to settle.

Let us make a pact this day. May the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster guide our gunarms so that we may kill innocent or foe alike until the day we meet Bigfoot! We shall be his Immortal Angels of Death! Who else here wants to swear an oath with me and Sir Calobi? There is no room for moral cowards on this Jihad for we know no friends we only know death and the dealing of said thingy!

The unicorn destroys all with it's epic horn of EPICNESS! It killed god, vishnu, and the King Kameamea.

The FSM? Everyone knows the invisble pink unicorn rules the universe! Out of here you zealot!

You dare defy our GOD??? HOW DARE YOU INFIDEL! Our God himself has touched us with his noodly appendage. He himself will singlehandedly rise from the Boiling Pot to smite down Warlord Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology through his noodly appendage shall there be a new Human Renaissance! REPENT NOW BEFORE THOU ART SMITTEN!

I concede o_o I shall embrace ze Noodles.