It's a roast!

[Hey Joe]

Well kiddies, it's that time of year again and we will be holding the first annual Escapist celebrity roast.

For those of you unitiated in the art of the roast, it basically consists of getting some person up on stage and cracking wise about them. Usualy it involves some drunken accusations and light treason, but maybe that's just the roasts I've been to.

For this little soiree, I'll be acting as the master of ceremonies. The vital question though dear Escapists, is who on here deserves to be roasted by a room full of their peers, wellwishers and mortal enemies?

Well folks, that one's up to you. I'm going to keep this thread open a week so you the people can tell me who you want up on stage.

During this process, I will be asking for people to PM me about their interest in being a speaker for this little shindig. Once I have a list of seven names, I will PM you with your role, and your relationship to the roastee.

To recap then

It's a roast!

Who will be roasted? It's up to you- Just drunkenly shout names in this thread

Do you want a turn applying the blowtorch? PM me with your interest. First seven in will be considered first

Once these things have been done, I will outline the next approaches

 

[Adam Jenson]

You know, I think Ultra Joe could do with a bit of a roast

 

[GenHellspawn]

Probably people like Anarchemitis or Xitel, or other generally nice people who don't really deserve it.

 

[stormcaller]

I don't want to make trouble with anyone so I'll vote myself will be interesting to see if anyone can come up with something beyond "Blizz fanboy"

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Would have to be a frequent posting gonzo as they are the people we stalk know the most about purely because of the shear number of opinions they have shared. Also for obvious reasons has to be posters that can take jokes and won't get offended. To this end I'm going to say Heyjoe, Newclassic or RAK; I think roasting Anarchemitis or Xite would be just too mean and probably not so very fun.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Tsunami Wombat or Ultrajoe. No doubt in my mind.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

Xitel, Ultrajoe, Richard Groovy Pants, or even you, Hey Joe!

 

[Dastardos]

Ultrajoe, Xitel, or Higurashi

 

[Cahlee]

Richard Groovy Pants or.. Higurashi (coz he's so nice ><)

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Probably people like Anarchemitis or Xitel, or other generally nice people who don't really deserve it.

Labyrinth?

Spartan Bannana would be fun.

 

[Combined]

Anarchemitis, Richard Groovy Pants and many others.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

Probably people like Anarchemitis or Xitel, or other generally nice people who don't really deserve it.

Labyrinth?

Spartan Bannana would be fun.

Oh! I hadn't thought about Labyrinth! That's a great idea! Then again, Spartan Banana would be fun, too....

 

[Blind0bserver]

What about FeNinja? No one has mentioned him yet and that would probably get a few laughs...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Sparty, Ninjy, Purpy, Larry, Labby, Anarchemitty (doesn't roll off the tongue as well as it could) or ULTRY.

 

[DirkGently]

Xitel, SpartanBanana, Richard Groovy Pants, Labyrinth, Anarchemitis, and NewClassic would all sit well with me.

If you need me, I'll be in the basement brewing napalm. I mean, not brewing napalm. Yeah. Definitely not. Right.

 

[Dancingman]

Dastardos, Spartanbanana, Uberfrog-E, DarthMobius, etc.

 

[Higurashi]

Oh, I would love to see someone trying to roast me. I am laughing already. x)
That aside, everyone I would have liked to nominate have been so, so I shall just proceed to stalk back into the shadows... and love you all. <3

 

[ThePoodonkis]

What about Wilson or Nil, or do you think they would they frown upon us making fun of them?

 

[DraftPickle]

Me because I posted a Wii bashing thread and like every 5 year old hated me for 2 weeks

 

[Omnidum]

I drunkenly shout out my own name to be roasted! Obscurity can not be tolerated!