Its back

[VicunaBlue]

I have very grave news. Pirates vs. Ninjas has resurfaced in my highschool. While we have all heard the rumors that it was still on the internet, waiting for some freshman to rediscover it, we believed them to be false. Now it has returned, and the halls are ravaged by screaming middleschoolers fighting over it. any recommendations on how to combat it are welcome. Also if any of you have old things that came back like bars after prohibition, please share.

 

[Clyde]

>_<

talking about it only makes it stronger

 

[Ciarang]

What is this 'Pirates vs Ninjas' you speak of?

 

[VicunaBlue]

>_<

talking about it only makes it stronger

You won't stop the revolution!

 

[Lukeje]

Side with the Zombies? Zombie Pirates and Zombie Ninjas are obviously better than either.

 

[EeveeElectro]

With a big stick. With a knife on the end. *stab stab stab*

 

[MGlBlaze]

I saw a fake debate where people were planning to train an elite force of ninjas to counter the Somalian Pirates. It was pretty damn hilarious.

It SOUNDS pretty damn hilarious.

But yeah, this Pirates vs Ninjas debate never ends well. Just kill it dead in whatever way you can before the plague spreads and we're left with a L4D situation, only replace all the zombies with rabid ninja or pirate fans.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Ah, we were so close! Operation "Silence the Middle Schoolers" is on! Go Go Go! Take their headsets, take their ethernet cables, take their broadband! They must not be allowed to resurrect the greatest of the evil debates!

 

[delet]

You should feel lucky. At my school, we have Edward vs Jakob or whatever the hell that guy's name is. Bah, twilight has invaded my school.

 

[PrimoThePro]

With a big stick. With a knife on the end. *stab stab stab*

i lol'd

at first i thought you were trying to start a flame war, but now i see that you just need a way out. maybe because ive been playing too much CoD 4.2, (WHO HASN'T?!) but a tactical nuke seems like the best course of action to completely eradicate this nonsense.

 

[RetiarySword]

Hmm

FUCK YOU PIRATES!

It's on so ninja's assemble and get ready to break some pirates down!

 

[Ganthrinor]

It will never go away entirely.

I support Pirates because they have Wenches.

I support Ninjas because because the Shinobi are misunderstood by damn. Near. EVERYONE.

 

[Thaius]

Okay... I really don't understand the hate for this debate, especially since it's obvious that ninjas are better anyway.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

*Sigh* It's such a stupid and childish argument.

[sub]We all know pirates are better anyway.[/sub]

 

[gbemery]

This is a problem that you must nip in the bud without delay to save us all. You must burn this abomination at its source. Find out where it surfaced first in your area and then set it a blaze! GO hurry now, before it is too late!!!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

When did it ever go away? I mean 2 of the available army options in Genre Wars are Pirates and Ninjas.

 

[Poomanchu745]

Just run up to the people screaming and punch them in the face and say "US Military *****!" Then walk away.

 

[Spaghetti]

I think this clip sums up why Ninjas are better than Pirates. There is no winning against this logic

 

[Smagmuck_]

Hmm

FUCK YOU PIRATES!

It's on so ninja's assemble and get ready to break some pirates down!

Blasphamy!!!

 

[Smagmuck_]

It will never go away entirely.

I support Pirates because they have Wenches.

I support Ninjas because because the Shinobi are misunderstood by damn. Near. EVERYONE.

*cough*watch-to-much-naruto.*cough*