Its back

[AkJay]

I fucking hate idiot freshman who are like "LOL I FOUND SOMETHING COOL ON THE INTERNET NOW I MUST SHARE IT WITH EVERYONE!!! LOL ROFL XD!!"

 

[RanD00M]

Side with the Zombies? Zombie Pirates and Zombie Ninjas are obviously better than either.

But Vikings>All.Need i say more?

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Side with the Zombies? Zombie Pirates and Zombie Ninjas are obviously better than either.

Zombie Batman FTW.

 

[mokey91]

When's the last time you saw a ninja with wenches and booze?

Exactly.

 

[Manhattan2112]

Without reading: Yours came back too? Yikes, it sounds like an epidemic!
After Reading: Ninjas so own pirates. All we can hope to do (until we read Yahtzee's fantastic article at http://fullyramblomatic.com and overcome our differences) is dress up in ninja suits and break the necks of those who argue that pirates are the betters.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Side with the Zombies? Zombie Pirates and Zombie Ninjas are obviously better than either.

No.. You side with the Monkeys, as nothing can defeat the might of the Ninja Monkeys, Robot Monkeys, and Zombie Monkeys combined...

 

[UltraParanoia]

But Vikings>All.Need i say more?

Nope, you speak the truth brother.

 

[RanD00M]

But Vikings>All.Need i say more?

Nope, you speak the truth brother.

Praise Odin.Someone else who gets my point.

 

[Souplex]

The natural hierarchy of things: Robots > Aliens > Vikings > Cowboys > Knights > Generic fantasy crap > Ninjas > Pirates > Plants > Zombies.

 

[Frankydee]

lumberjacks.

Spoiler

 

[BonsaiK]

I trained in Ninjitsu and I also have a bunch of burnt CD Roms on my desk.

I am therefore both a pirate and a ninja.

So no need for "pirates vs ninjas" because they are not mutually exclusive.

/all pirates vs ninjas discussions, for all time

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Go you! I suppose...

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Yay!
gooooo Team Ninjas!
Time for our Ninja Cheer:
... ... ... ... *Someones screams as they are stabbed in the back*
Goooo Team Ninja!

 

[JRCB]

lumberjacks.

Spoiler

Aye. We have new contenders in this war. And I support them fully.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...

 

[Carlston]

I have very grave news. Pirates vs. Ninjas has resurfaced in my highschool. While we have all heard the rumors that it was still on the internet, waiting for some freshman to rediscover it, we believed them to be false. Now it has returned, and the halls are ravaged by screaming middleschoolers fighting over it. any recommendations on how to combat it are welcome. Also if any of you have old things that came back like bars after prohibition, please share.

Simple way to end it.
Get them together with a false Pirates vs Ninja game/ video.

Splice in Pirate and ninja movies and with all the galmour you can have a narriator talk about the up comming battle then.

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."

Rick Roll them

 

[Souplex]

Somewhat on topic: http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/essays/coexist.htm

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

the more you hate something, the more powerful it becomes.

 

[Ganthrinor]

It will never go away entirely.

I support Pirates because they have Wenches.

I support Ninjas because because the Shinobi are misunderstood by damn. Near. EVERYONE.

*cough*watch-to-much-naruto.*cough*

No. BAD ANIME FANBOY. *whacks Smagmuck08 with a rolled-up newspaper*


Ninja were private assassins. That is all. They had bad funding, poor fighting skills and were only used when a Geisha assassin wasn't available. A common soldier was more than a match for the average ninja in a stand-up fight.

 

[Gabanuka]

I've only heard Ninja v Pirate refrences but never wtf is going on and when it started.

P.S: Ninjas rock