It's better than it sounds...

[T-Bone24]

Let's go forum game play!

Yeah, in this we describe a film/videogame/tv show/anything in a way that's so oversimplified it sounds ridiculous. I'll go first!

Assassin's Creed: Bartender in future remembers ancestor's bloody quest for Jesus' magical snowglobe.

 

[XJ-0461]

Batman: A vengeful orphan dresses up like a bat to beat up clowns, Mexican wrestlers, people obssesed with riddles, crocodiles, plant ladies and university professors.