Its funny when its not you

[ForensicYOYO]

Yesterday there was this fat dude who tried diving off the diving board but ended up slipping. He fell on his back then belly flopped into the water. Everyone laughed but then I thought if that was me I wouldn't be the one laughing.
So tell me something thats always funny when its not you.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Being shot or kicked or killed or epic failing.

 

[Milo Windby]

Well, kind of depends on how big this guy was...
However if I had seen it I think my first reaction would have been `Ow` followed by `jeez, hope he is ok.`

anyways, the reason why I bring up size is because I remember seeing a rather big boned gentleman... (I'm going to leave it at big boned... but lets just say this guy was BIG boned)
he was standing on the sidewalk just minding his own business... but the thing that drew my attention was the big wet spot on his groin...
I kid you not... this guy was so big he did not even know he had a wet spot... just... damn.

 

[Omikron009]

Getting hit in the nuts.

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[Woodsey]

Well, kind of depends on how big this guy was...
However if I had seen it I think my first reaction would have been `Ow` followed by `jeez, hope he is ok.`

anyways, the reason why I bring up size is because I remember seeing a rather big boned gentleman... (I'm going to leave it at big boned... but lets just say this guy was BIG boned)
he was standing on the sidewalk just minding his own business... but the thing that drew my attention was the big wet spot on his groin...
I kid you not... this guy was so big he did not even know he had a wet spot... just... damn.

You should probably read that again, because I think I know what you're trying to say but it's really not come out how you intended xD

OT: Anything like what you said, getting kicked in the crotch, etc. etc.

 

[Marter]

Watching someone die in a game. It's always funny when you are watching, but when you actually play, it becomes far more frustrating than anything else.

 

[Milo Windby]

Well, kind of depends on how big this guy was...
However if I had seen it I think my first reaction would have been `Ow` followed by `jeez, hope he is ok.`

anyways, the reason why I bring up size is because I remember seeing a rather big boned gentleman... (I'm going to leave it at big boned... but lets just say this guy was BIG boned)
he was standing on the sidewalk just minding his own business... but the thing that drew my attention was the big wet spot on his groin...
I kid you not... this guy was so big he did not even know he had a wet spot... just... damn.

You should probably read that again, because I think I know what you're trying to say but it's really not come out how you intended xD

OT: Anything like what you said, getting kicked in the crotch, etc. etc.

I know exactly what I'm talking about, I just do it in an odd way >_>

 

[Woodsey]

Well, kind of depends on how big this guy was...
However if I had seen it I think my first reaction would have been `Ow` followed by `jeez, hope he is ok.`

anyways, the reason why I bring up size is because I remember seeing a rather big boned gentleman... (I'm going to leave it at big boned... but lets just say this guy was BIG boned)
he was standing on the sidewalk just minding his own business... but the thing that drew my attention was the big wet spot on his groin...
I kid you not... this guy was so big he did not even know he had a wet spot... just... damn.

You should probably read that again, because I think I know what you're trying to say but it's really not come out how you intended xD

OT: Anything like what you said, getting kicked in the crotch, etc. etc.

I know exactly what I'm talking about, I just do it in an odd way >_>

I know you know...

Let's just say that describing a guy as "big boned", then "BIG boned", the discussing his "wet groin", then saying he "was so big" he didn't know about the wet patch... ON HIS GROIN.

 

[Milo Windby]

Well, kind of depends on how big this guy was...
However if I had seen it I think my first reaction would have been `Ow` followed by `jeez, hope he is ok.`

anyways, the reason why I bring up size is because I remember seeing a rather big boned gentleman... (I'm going to leave it at big boned... but lets just say this guy was BIG boned)
he was standing on the sidewalk just minding his own business... but the thing that drew my attention was the big wet spot on his groin...
I kid you not... this guy was so big he did not even know he had a wet spot... just... damn.

You should probably read that again, because I think I know what you're trying to say but it's really not come out how you intended xD

OT: Anything like what you said, getting kicked in the crotch, etc. etc.

I know exactly what I'm talking about, I just do it in an odd way >_>

I know you know...

Let's just say that describing a guy as "big boned", then "BIG boned", the discussing his "wet groin", then saying he "was so big" he didn't know about the wet patch... ON HIS GROIN.

Ok see, thats because you have a gutter mind.
I mean, there is a difference between `Big Boned` and `Big Boner`

Starting to think I might be one of the few on the internet who does not jump to something being related to sex q_q

 

[Woodsey]

Well, kind of depends on how big this guy was...
However if I had seen it I think my first reaction would have been `Ow` followed by `jeez, hope he is ok.`

anyways, the reason why I bring up size is because I remember seeing a rather big boned gentleman... (I'm going to leave it at big boned... but lets just say this guy was BIG boned)
he was standing on the sidewalk just minding his own business... but the thing that drew my attention was the big wet spot on his groin...
I kid you not... this guy was so big he did not even know he had a wet spot... just... damn.

You should probably read that again, because I think I know what you're trying to say but it's really not come out how you intended xD

OT: Anything like what you said, getting kicked in the crotch, etc. etc.

I know exactly what I'm talking about, I just do it in an odd way >_>

I know you know...

Let's just say that describing a guy as "big boned", then "BIG boned", the discussing his "wet groin", then saying he "was so big" he didn't know about the wet patch... ON HIS GROIN.

Ok see, thats because you have a gutter mind.
I mean, there is a difference between `Big Boned` and `Big Boner`

Starting to think I might be one of the few on the internet who does not jump to something being related to sex q_q

Oh come on, it was so full of it I was unsure of if you were doing it on purpose!

Someone else must have thought the same as me?!

 

[Palademon]

Spending a 5 hour coach journey in the early morning headed to disneyland, constantly shaking the chairs infront of you so they cant sleep and pouring drinks and sticking and throwing sweets in/at their heads and blame the people infront of you when they dont show the movie you want on the coach screen even though it's not a voting system.

...It happened to me.