It's impossible to be sexy when...

[BarbaricGoose]

While looking angry. Oh. Shit. No, seriously--I look angry in almost all my photos, and it doesn't work. Thankfully, I pose next to Wiseau, and he makes me look slightly better by comparison. Slightly.

To answer your next question: yes, that is autographed, and yes, he is a cool dude.

Also: eating caviar. You know how when you're on your private jet flying to your private island, and your stewardess tries to take a picture of you with your $10,000 camera just after you've taken a bite of your caviar? WHAT'S UP WIT THAT?!

 

[Setrus]

Being a naked, aroused man...and still wearing your socks, the socks just kills it, apparently. ;-)

EDIT: Darn, didn't notice others had already said it...good to know I'm not the only one though.

 

[VoidOfOne]

Definitely it's hard to be sexy, when you're next to someone who's sexier than you.

Like Jim Sterling...

 

[TallanKhan]

From all evidence i would say it is impossible to be sexy while eating soup.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Being a naked, aroused man...and still wearing your socks, the socks just kills it, apparently. ;-)

EDIT: Darn, didn't notice others had already said it...good to know I'm not the only one though.

Depends where you put those socks.
IfyouknowwhatImean.
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It's also really hard to be sexy when you are ramping a motorcycle over several flat-bed-trucks with a burning tiger on the passenger seat.

No, wait, it's not "hard" to be sexy, I was looking for the opposite...

 

[newwiseman]

I remember a comedian doing a bit about how there is no way to remove your own socks while being 'sexy'.

 

[blackrave]

Girls?
Petting a cat
Seriously ladies, you will never look sexy while playing with a pussy
(I'm sure that one day I will be exiled from internet for my crappy sense of humor)

Guys?
Not exactly in position to be sure, but I think PC gaming
There is some sort of zoning out going on while gaming in general and coupled it with pose one have in front of PC, must be as unsexy as possible.

 

[Barbas]

It is not humanly possible to be sexually attractive whilst working in a branch of RBS. It is a hopelessly cold and grey place.

 

[Jaeke]

It's REALLY impossible to be sexy when you are cracking the tendons of your body. Seriously, it's not attractive, especially when women do it with intent to draw attention to themselves.

 

[Charli]

When you have a cold/flu... kinda like right now. Dammit.

So ill... I'm an advert for Kleenex.

 

[Epicspoon]

It's impossible to be sexy while smiling, right after finishing a box of Oreos.

Of course the ladies will just want to make out with you anyways because Oreos.

 

[Epicspoon]

It's impossible to be sexy while turning into a rocket and flying into space. Unless she or he is INTO that kind of thing.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

You can't be sexy when eating pizza. Bananas, sure; ice cream, if you work at it (and like cold things). But pizza? You're attempting to get a large, greasy food item to fit in your mouth, and you're probably going to end up with at least some of that grease on your face.

 

[FPLOON]

It's impossible to be sexy... when I'm not in women's clothing... Seriously, all of my male clothes are about as sexy as a cartoon horse for little girls... that's not drawn by the studio animators themselves...

I have such a pic for the purpose of (possibly, depending on your preferences) proving you wrong.

PM me later on that...

For the record, I'm not a clopper, I just found a pic that's actually close to the show style for this kind of comment.

Hay! I don't judge... The limit to one's own personal preference is only limited to that of themselves... Who am I to place labels on those that don't want it or deserve it, according to them?

I mean, it's impossible to be sexy when laying down judgement... especially when you want to be taken seriously throughout...

 

[Varrdy]

It's impossible to look sexy when working out as you inadvertently pull a face that makes it look like you're straining out a large poo whilst a bulldozer runs over your foot.

 

[Uncreation]

It's impossible to be sexy when you're me.
It's impossible to be sexy when you're taking a poop.
It's impossible to be sexy when you're eating a shaworma/kebap

Heh, this is kinda fun

 

[Barbas]

It's impossibly to be sexy when you're power-walking.

 

[DugMachine]

Taking off socks/underwear is pretty unattractive as a man or woman IMO.

 

[C_sector]

Im not sure if this was mentioned before but.... its impossible to be sexy when you are about to let one rip... or just finished. xD

 

[FPLOON]

PM me later on that...

Your wish is my command, I will privately message you the link as soon as I have privacy over here.

You know where to find me...

...forged a blade in the fires of Mount Doom, forged a gun and ammunition in the fires of Mount Doom...

I wonder which one's is the least likely to be sexy while forging in the fires of Mount Doom: The balde or the gun/ammo combo?
My bits are on the gun/ammo combo... Classic un-sexy forging process...