It's John Funk's Brithday!

[Tharwen]

Huzzah! I'd get you a gundam model, but I don't know where you live or where to get them.

 

[David_G]

I know I already posted, but I found the perfect gift for you; my friends performing a song they invented called It's your birthday! Here it is:
http://www.facebook.com/#!/video/video.php?v=113946011980667

 

[Meander112]

Woo! Hiffy birfday!

 

[Cowabungaa]

Happy birthday!!! Hope you got many awesome presents, maybe even Gundam related. A Gundam cake perhaps?

Happy Birthday Funk.

About your birthday present...I think Jim Carry Lady Gaga avatars are off the list I'm afraid.

Who started that anyway? Even I joined in for a while, even though I still don't réally know why except for the fact that those avatars were disturbingly awesome.

 

[Baldry]

Happy birthday Mr. Funk, we all hope you make it to Christmas!

Why do you say that? It's not like there's an assassination plan or anything...
>.>
<.<

Ummm no no not at all...*pushes secret document under document that says nothing secret under here document*

 

[Marowit]

Bonne Fete

The cake is not a lie...

 

[googleit6]

Spoiler: Dear John

I have to say, that is the best birthday song ever. Makes me laugh every time.

OT: Happy birthday !

 

[Turbo-razor 421]

Happy Birthday Funk! Woooo!!
We did get you a stripper cake, but someone put her in before baking. It's a bit messy right now. Oh, by the way, don't go in the kitchen for a while.

What? Y'all said bake a cake with a stripper in it. Nobody said anything about baking a cake, then putting the stripper in.

Just following orders, Captain.

Well I can't fault your logic, but surely the smell must have tipped you off that something was wrong. I mean, she was in there for hours.

Just means it's another group of people who'll never visit again.
[small]Those poor Mormons, not even they deserved that...[/small]

Hey guys,I smelled some cake and I wondered if I could hel...OH MY GOD! Any way happy birthday to my favorite editor! <

 

[Mr.logic]

Happy happy birthday happy birthday funk
we are so very happy we may just push our luck
Happy happy birthday from all of us to you,
we wish it was our birthday so we could party too

Have a good one mutha funker.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Happy Birthmas!

 

[antigodoflife]

The world is a happier place because of you.

 

[zHellas]

Thanks, everyone

Damn... You actually replied.

 

[antigodoflife]

Happy birthday to my favourite reviwer / editor on the escapist

Spoiler: Just so you know

I Love You

 

[Magnalian]

I could say something original here, but I won't.

Happy Birthday, but don't eat too much cake. I may or may not have poisoned it. Probably not.


But you never know...

 

[dalek sec]

Happy birthday Funk! Let's get the man a cake in the shape of a gundam!

 

[John Funk]

About your birthday present...I think Jim Carry Lady Gaga avatars are off the list I'm afraid.

I have an idea!- Oh wait, sorry guys, false alarm.

Anyway, happy birthday, John! Have a drink and try to avoid making any funk faking attempts in your completely wasted state later tonight. No matter how hard you try, you can never fake it.

Spoiler: I will be surprised if this hasn't been posted yet

EDIT: Also:

Spoiler: Bon Anniversaire

Okay, I'm going to admit that got me for a moment. "Wait, I don't remember posting tha... oohhhhhh."

 

[butteforce]

Happy birthday. I will always think of you as the John Funk that sold things in Freelancer.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Happy birthday, sir!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Okay, I'm going to admit that got me for a moment. "Wait, I don't remember posting tha... oohhhhhh."

Apologies for any confusion, Mr. Funk. I just felt like doing what P.R.I.A.T.E. did in honour of [user]dududf[/user]'s birthday yesterday (in case you missed the resultant thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.200482-Ok-enough-of-this-avatar-help-users-make-new-one]).

I'll switch back to my standard one later tonight.

 

[James Hueick]

Happy B-day