Pffft, it's much more awkward to ask "What are you?" while slowly backing away in confusion.Terminalchaos said:I prefer the much more awkward, "who are you?" followed by backing away in confusion.
My favorite thing about this is how any politeness the person was trying to convey was instantly negated by the rudeness of interrupting you to say "I really don't care."When I was a cashier, I once had a customer ask me "How are you?" I replied honestly, got a few words in before he cut me off saying "I don't really care, was just being polite."
Actually I do this quite frequently as my older brother is quite obsessed with such pleasantries.Its almost a form of symbolic interaction. Ever replied to "what is new with you?" with a "fine thanks."?
Every time he calls me, his response to my "hello?" is always either "How're you?" or "What's up?" (usually depending on if he's drunk or not). At first, I simply took these as pleasantries to be tossed back and forth, but mostly ignored. as such I would respond with a "How's it going?"
However he would always answer the question and then repeat his own question. With him having asked twice now, I give an answer. So I started answering his question the first time he asked it for a while there. But now I just fuck with him. When he asks "How're you?" I respond with "Nothing much, and yourself?" For "What's up?" I respond with "I'm doing well, how about you?"
It trips him up every time.