It's Midnight...and there's someone outside your window

[AgentLampshade]

It's weird seeing Slenderman on The Escapist. All my online worlds are colliding and it feels weird.

OT: It probably IS Slenderman, so naturally I'd put on my Masky mask (which I really do have. Halloween last year was awesome), go nuts and start stalking my friends.

Then receive a black eye for my troubles.

 

[wooty]

Around my area its probably either just another weed riddled chav or my ex-gf.

Either way, one of them will be getting chased with a cricket bat.

 

[DarkRawen]

Considering my room is next to the front door of the flat (on campus) I'm in, this happens all the time. They knock on my window as well, it's annoying, and because they're usually drunk at this time, they do tend to get creepy. I ignore them.

 

[Olas]

If he was outside my window that would be very strange since I don't have any windows. If I did have a window though and this happened my dogs would probably throw a shitstorm and attack him if he tried to get in.
If they don't stop him they'll at least give me time to grab my sword.

 

[zidine100]

crawl underneath the window so the guy cant see me, take of my shirt, and slowly RISE


RISE


RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE

now whos creeped out.

 

[Yopaz]

I would probably get really scared. I live on the 5th floor so it takes a lot of effort to stand outside my window.

 

[MammothBlade]

*sigh* Someone dumb enough to mess with a tentacle rapist. *whips out my tools of the trade*

 

[Vicarious Reality]

If not I'll grab my pipe and look classy at him until he decides to leave.

Funniest damn post in thread

I would assume he made some kinda noise so i had a reason to open my persiennes, which are shut 99,7% of the time otherwise
Then i would grab the most powerful lamp i got standing around and blind him
If he runs away i would grab my phone and some sharp metal stick
If he does not run away i would start screaming at him

 

[Dethenger]

One of two things:

Let him in. See if I can just send him on his way or at least put us on even footing should a fight break out.

Or, stare at him unblinkingly and masturbate vigorously, just to freak him the fuck out.

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

It's time to unleash my sexiest dance moves ohhhhhhh yeah baby. Actually this happened to my sister a few years back, someone was stealing the radio from our car, she did nothing. Nice job man

 

[mitchell271]

I stare at him. Staring. Watching. Judging.
[small]Then I get my battle-ready Katana and walk outside with a huge toothy grin on my face.[/small]

On a related note, I'm going as the Slenderman for Halloween!

 

[DugMachine]

I've actually heard someone outside my window once. Trying to get through the bushes to break in maybe? I don't know. Damn near scared me half to death.

Open the window and pee on him because I was gonna take a piss anyways.

 

[jhoroz]

Strip naked and start making out with my TV in front of him.

 

[sunsetspawn]

Well it's midnight...and there's someone outside your window who look's really creppy what do you do phone the cops hide under you're bed or just attack him with whatever you can find i would have to say i would attack him better to be safe than sorry

You call the cops, but you have to make sure that if the perp is black you DO NOT tell the cops about his race because to claim a black guy is outside being suspicious is racist. When they ask for a description you can only mention clothing and height. Even mentioning hair could reveal the race of the perp and that, of course, is racist.

Also, you never attack until he tries to actually break in, although in many countries that could get you sued so make sure you kill the guy. A dead perp can't twist the story and own your ass later.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Well, given that I have four firearms in my 800 square foot apartment, one of which is generally on my person anyhow, I'd probably just start by phoning the police. I mean, if someone wants to burst through my second floor window, then they can be greeted by a wall of .45 ACP fire. Until then, I'd say the situation is weird enough for the police to investigate but not necessarily to start shooting.

 

[Kiyeri]

I'd be impressed as I live on the second floor of my dorm. I'd probably scream and get the entire first floor of guys to go out and beat him up. I'm sure one of them has a weapon (based on the sheer number of people posting here that they'd get their gun or their sword).

 

[Brotha Desmond]

Turn the house on them. It works on Jehovah's witnesses it'll work on him.

 

[TheAmokz]

Well THAT would be interesting, i live in 3rd floor after all.

 

[Verex]

It's probably Shia LaBeouf. But aaah, my leg, it's caught in a bear trap.

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

Just grab a gun from the plethora of firearms that I have and run the bugger off.