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With a week of hitherto un-unleashed ideas flowing around in my head (Thank you anonymous jack-off, you know who you are!), I have returned!
I should probably save such grandiose entrances for a time when I have more prestige amongst the Escapists, but I like to show off.

So Escapists, I doth surrender mine ideas to thee...

HAMMERSPACE!! [sub]Or the 'magic satchel', whatever... [/sub]
Something that I do believe is in some way associated with anime.
The idea that, somewhere on you, there is a portal to a from of pocket universe, from which you can pull any form of item, even if it looked like it shouldn't fit.
(Say like, a watermelon in a purse... or a hippo in a something-not-as-hippo-sized.)
Not to say that this isn't COMPLETELY AWESOME, but it also would have some small, teeny, tiny drawbacks.
Say for example, you have a lot of junk in your new trunk, you have to sort and dig your way through tons of miss-matched, and presumably out of place and large objects, and with such large objects (hippo, eh? Eh?) you would need the strength to lift them.
Not to mention how weird it would look to be empty handed one second, then hippo-handed the next.

And now, the inevitable question that is the concentrated, juicy goodness of my thread, what, my fellow Escapees, would you do with such a Hammerspace (or magic satchel), such as items or usage (Good, evil, storage of cold meats and preserves... whatever.) and where would you keep it?
It doesn't have to be a bag or anything, it could be a jacket or back pocket.

Myself, I would have the Hammerspace located up my sleeves, for easy weapon concealment, and for childrens magic tricks.

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Cpt_Oblivious

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I'd store everything in my wallet.

Starts raining? Got an umbrella!
Waiting for a bus? Got a book!
Hungry? Got a pizza!
etc..
 

SniperWolf427

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I would use my hippo army to invade a third-world country and establish my own Government.

Nah...

I would probably do something stupid like furnish my house.
 

Lord George

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I'd put myself in it, then jump out when picked up to shout "surprise", before hitting them with a crowbar and taking all there money and possession's then do it all over again.
 

Xeros

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I would carry a scythe in my pocket, so if any of these cretins dare attempt to mug me, I shall pull the scythe from my pocket, and cut them down where they stand.
 

Sevre

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
I'd store everything in my wallet.

Starts raining? Got an umbrella!
Waiting for a bus? Got a book!
Hungry? Got a pizza!
etc..
Pretty much this. I'd also carry Reeses Pieces.
 

Monocle Man

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- 230V/50Hz Generator
- A not too big LCD TV
- All the consoles I would own at that moment
- A splitter to hook both the console and the TV on the generator
- A ventilator

Then I'd just have to pull the TV and the controller out of my pocket when I want to entertain myself.

Do I need a quick escape? Then I just have to turn on the ventilator, hold my pocket open and watch the my generator's fumes unfold as a thick smokescreen.
 

Kinguendo

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I would just carry around thousands of really fluffy rabbits and unleash them on unsuspecting people who appear to be unhappy... take that sadness, you are powerless to resist my fluffy bunny attack! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was the least evil plan ever.
 

Skeleon

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Yay, they had that in Star Trek Elite Force, for their weapons and helmets and stuff.

Uhm, yeah, I'd probably use a satchel around my neck or something.
If I had a thing like that, I'd store everything in it and if I used my wallet (always carrying it on my butt-pocket or whatever it's called in English), all my stuff would probably end up stolen.

Hm, I'd definitely carry my computer around with me, umbrella, maybe a small library, a blanket, a towel, something to eat and drink (oh, and a cooler for my beer), coffee machine, of course, and...
I don't know where to stop, to be honest.
 

Soulgaunt

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Evil Jak said:
I would just carry around thousands of really fluffy rabbits and unleash them on unsuspecting people who appear to be unhappy... take that sadness, you are powerless to resist my fluffy bunny attack! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was the least evil plan ever.
It may not be evil, but it was brilliant!

OT:I would store many sandviches in my pocket......Or Skittles.
No, wait, I will store sandviches and Skittles! And cupcakes!
 

Gene O

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I would put all my possessions in it, casually saunter over to the house I'm moving into and unpack saving multiple trips, the irritation of carrying everything up and down stairs, trying to fit all my crap in my car etc. I would then rent my bag of tricks out to other people who are moving for ridiculous amounts.
 

Ossum

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I would sell my car, because I wouldn't need it anymore. If I could put everything I had to carry in that bag (and ideally could climb in and out of it for the big stuff) then I wouldn't need any other vehicle than my motorcycle.

Sometimes I would climb in it myself and have it shipped to exotic locations for cheap, after putting my motorcycle and bike in there.
 

Zenode

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Go into a computer store and take the ultimate uber computer, since it can fit in my wallet noone would expect it to be ME ;-D
 

johnman

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Agent 47, Gordon Freeman and Max payne use this alot, its located underneth there jackets/HEV.
How else would they be able t carry all those guns and ammo?