It's the end times!!

[Macgyvercas]

Palin for president in 2012 is enough of a sign for me.

Wait, there's sections in the bible that directly address homosexuality? I thought they just disapproved of entering the backdoor.

Yeah, but most people don't read that particular book of the Bible (Leviticus, in case you're interested, which I doubt) because it is INCREDIBLY BORING! Seriously, it's akin to reading a state law book while riding in a car with a broken radio that is travelling down a very straight road in the middle of a desert.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

No, but considering all the insanity that's going on lately, it's getting to the point that I'm where I'm hope the world ends soon.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Palin for president in 2012 is enough of a sign for me.

Wait, there's sections in the bible that directly address homosexuality? I thought they just disapproved of entering the backdoor.

Yeah, but most people don't read that particular book of the Bible (Leviticus, in case you're interested, which I doubt) because it is INCREDIBLY BORING! Seriously, it's akin to reading a state law book while riding in a car with a broken radio that is travelling down a very straight road in the middle of a desert.

That's because it is a State Law book, if you consider Ancient Israel to be a state. It also has prohibitions on eating shell fish, which Jews and Muslims may follow, but the average Christian does not, because most Christians see a line between the laws of Israel the kingdom and the laws of God. Plus there's that whole Grace thing...

 

[Drakmeire]

yes the world is totally coming to an end. these are the worst times in human history.
much worse than the black plague,crusades, slavery being a part of every civilization, both world wars, great depression, and spanish flu.
HOW CAN ANYONE SAY THAT NOW IS THE WORST TIME EVER!?!?!?!?
the world's not going to end until the sun burns out, up until then even after we die, there will be new lifeforms

 

[Habakkuk]

yes the world is totally coming to an end. these are the worst times in human history.
much worse than the black plague,crusades, slavery being a part of every civilization, both world wars, great depression, and spanish flu.
HOW CAN ANYONE SAY THAT NOW IS THE WORST TIME EVER!?!?!?!?
the world's not going to end until the sun burns out, up until then even after we die, there will be new lifeforms

Whenever I hear that scientists have proven that the sun won't go out for millions of years, I always worry that they forgot to carry a 0 or something stupid like that and we've only got twenty years instead of twenty million years. I know its very unlikely but it still bugs me.

 

[Soviet Steve]

They've said that the "end times" are just around the corner for the past 2000 years now.

If you count how many times in the last 2000 years the world has ended, and modestly figure in a monthly claim of the apocalypse being nigh, you end up with 24,000 times where the christians were wrong, and 0 times where they were correct.

If you hear 2+2=5 24,000 times by the same crowd, are you really going to wonder if they're right on their 24,001st claim?

 

[Angus565]

If the world ends anytime soon, I'm mounting the first ostrich I see.
*sigh* unfortunately there is a large lacking of ostriches in Canada...