Its the Fuzz!

[Hookman]

Today,I learned that a friend of mine had been arrested. After hearing what had he did,I'm not sure I want to be his friend anymore. He stole £500 pounds from his uncles wallet during his grandmothers funeral! As if that wasn't bad enough he basically proved that he stole it by going out and buying so much he was only left with £25 by the end of the day. He obviously couldnt hide all this stuff so his parents found out,called the police and hes likely to get kicked out of school and thrown in juvie!
Have any of you wacky escapists(or anyone you know)got into any serious trouble with the coppers before? If so heres your chance to discuss! I myself was once arrested because the police thought I had been hacking computers! It turned out it was the guy who used to live in my house!

 

[Trivun]

Woah, your friend sounds like a real dick.

But I've never had any trouble with the cops myself, except when they almost found my stash of dead bodies and Max porn.

Ummmm, I'm worried now. But as for me, I've had no trouble with the cops, except that time when they raided the Escapist a while ago and Max got pissed off that we moved his dead body. Though I made up for it by staging a revolt against him later on...

 

[Hookman]

Woah, your friend sounds like a real dick.

But I've never had any trouble with the cops myself, except when they almost found my stash of dead bodies and Max porn.

Ummmm, I'm worried now. But as for me, I've had no trouble with the cops, except that time when they raided the Escapist a while ago and Max got pissed off that we moved his dead body. Though I made up for it by staging a revolt against him later on...

Aww, you're so sweet . I remember when I watched Max through his bathroom window as he fell to sleep, and I just stayed on that rock spike all night long, until he woke up and started firing a few shotgun rounds at me.

The more I read on,the more I wish I hadn't read on.

 

[fenrizz]

The cops once raided my apartment, thinking I was the drug kingpin of my local community.
And for the record, no I am not.
They didn't find anything illegal, but did they appologize? Hell no they didn't.
And had to spend litteraly hours cleaning up after them..

And all that because I had a friend who is an idiot.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I've never gotten in trouble with the police myself, I don't do many illegal things though if I do I'm always smart enough to cover my tracks. Still, I was friends with this kid that used to deal pot, he was caught and was immediately expelled. The funny thing is, a week before I found out that he was dealing pot, my friend told me that he never gets caught and I said it was only a matter of time. Then a week later whaddya know...

That's basically it, I'm not friends with too many convicts.

 

[WrongSprite]

Woah, your friend sounds like a real dick.

But I've never had any trouble with the cops myself, except when they almost found my stash of dead bodies and Max porn.

Ummmm, I'm worried now. But as for me, I've had no trouble with the cops, except that time when they raided the Escapist a while ago and Max got pissed off that we moved his dead body. Though I made up for it by staging a revolt against him later on...

Aww, you're so sweet . I remember when I watched Max through his bathroom window as he fell to sleep, and I just stayed on that rock spike all night long, until he woke up and started firing a few shotgun rounds at me.

The more I read on,the more I wish I hadn't read on.

Quite. The scarring is beginning to take hold.

Can you spell D E R A I L kids?

 

[bodyklok]

Dude, it sounds like your better off without him.

 

[razer17]

me and some friends once, almost, got taken in by police for littering. i shit you not. this female police officer pulled up and said we through rubbish ontop of a bus shelter. however she let my female friends go, only stopped the males. then she looked a the rubbish on the roof and it was weeks old.
all the while the male officer in the car just looked away and did nothing, clearly knowing that she was being a dick. so i almost had a £60 fine.
the other thing was where i had a really, really hot sausage roll and pushed it into someones face, and they proceeded to punch me in my face, and we both got busted.
nothing really bad, but they are funny anecdotes.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

My mate got arrested for being drunk and stealing a frozen chicken, peas and milk from a fridge while we were at a party that he wasn't invited to. Funny thing is, he's lactose intolerant.

 

[master m99]

no i havn't had any problems with the cops other but a bunch of my friends had to run from them after an emo tried to kill himself at a party i didn't have to run cause i was trying to stop the emo after going home to get petrol... ironic when you think about it i who was going to get stuff for a big fire had no trouble as opposed to my friends who where just talking to each other and drinking rofl people are dumb.

 

[Biek]

Ive never been arrested. The goody two shoes little ***** that I am. No wait, I once got a write up when I was a kid. We were breaking branches off trees and using them for epic sword fights.

Oh and a police dog almost bit my ass off during a riot.

 

[Avaholic03]

My best friend got into a drunken fight with one of his roommates over a poker game. Somehow the fight ended up with the roommate's head going through a window. The next day, my friend awoke to the landlord and police evicting him on the spot. He ended up dropping out of college and joining the Navy.

The strange thing is that, in hindsight, it was good for him. He was screwing up his life. Now that he's got some military discipline in his life, he's turned it around and is doing much better.

 

[Andalusa]

I have never been in trouble with the police.
I do, however, live on a street bustling with chavs so I'm always seeing them.

 

[Skreeee]

me and some friends once, almost, got taken in by police for littering. i shit you not. this female police officer pulled up and said we through rubbish ontop of a bus shelter. however she let my female friends go, only stopped the males. then she looked a the rubbish on the roof and it was weeks old.
all the while the male officer in the car just looked away and did nothing, clearly knowing that she was being a dick. so i almost had a £60 fine.

I hate when women with any authority are like that to men and act like that all of maledom owe them a favor because women were much more oppressed only a few decades ago. Gives the rest of us (willing to admit feminist or not) a bad name.

OT: I had a friend who during my freshman year of college (his sophomore) who got arrested for breaking into his own apartment. He had gone home drunk and couldn't find his key, and so picked the window lock open and climbed in. A cop saw the whole thing and refused to listen even when my friend could prove that it was his place. I think he spent at least two days in the joint because no one could get the money for bail or something retarded like that.