Its the zombie apocalypse what weapon do you choose

[Cracker3011]

I take an Apache Gunship, kay thanks.

With a nuclear fusion reactor so I could fly for days from 1 cup of water.

 

[-Ezio-]

Mass Effect 1 Mass accelerator shotgun and pistol. they have practically infinite ammo.

 

[Verkula]

 

[sage216]

A Death Note?


Oh wait...

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

Gurren lagann Nuff said.

...erhm... i dont think it counts as having the same post but i allready wrote tenga toppa gurren lagann still i win because my mech is about a billion times bigger then you mech HA.

No....WE BOTH WIN!

 

[Tulks]

I'd rely on the greatest weapon of them all...

Spoiler

Brains!

 

[Archtype]

Hmmmm....

Methinks Ide take a suppressed SCAR/Masada firing 7.62 NATO rounds with a 1911 .45 caliber as my backup/CQ weapon.

Excellent handling with folding stock for any possible up close and personal action. And it pack a wallop too.

 

[loc978]

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/7186/xm261rv8.jpg
'nuff said

What about when your 30 rounds are spent? You ducktape a butterknife on the end?

Butterknife? pfff you tape this
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KkCXXWxBzdQ/TS3zKGwQRmI/AAAAAAAAEUc/OfOaVfr1xjI/s1600/machete+gerber+gator.jpg
i understand you are joking but you can hit zombies with the one end.

interesting note on that Gerber machete: I actually own one, and after about a month of hard use hacking through vines and ivy, the grip was rattling horribly... they don't put a full tang on those, and the two bolts that they mount it with are insufficient to prevent cracking in the plastic grip. Mine's essentially broken and useless now. You're far better off with a more traditional "latin machete", especially in a zombie apocalypse scenario. You'll want something that can perform a task it wasn't designed for (opening skulls). That machete can't even do what it was designed for... at least not for very long.

Spoiler: pics or it didn't happen

Note the angle of the blade:

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Pssssh. i want a Gundam.

 

[Xenmut]

Prolly id have the classical "Iron Tube" with sharpened end and a "50.Cal" though i know i would suck with it xD
Though i would survive due to my extreme charm!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_203N03RKSAs/TQcqPQk_vcI/AAAAAAAAAo8/19ZOSX4bjbo/s1600/Tangled-Trailer-1.jpg

A towel, might as well fight zombies in style.

HAHAHAHA thank you, you made my day =D

 

[Jonny49]

Spoiler: I hope zombies enjoy the vacuum of space!

WOO! 1000 posts!!

 

[Ima842]

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/7186/xm261rv8.jpg
'nuff said

What about when your 30 rounds are spent? You ducktape a butterknife on the end?

Butterknife? pfff you tape this
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KkCXXWxBzdQ/TS3zKGwQRmI/AAAAAAAAEUc/OfOaVfr1xjI/s1600/machete+gerber+gator.jpg
i understand you are joking but you can hit zombies with the one end.

interesting note on that Gerber machete: I actually own one, and after about a month of hard use hacking through vines and ivy, the grip was rattling horribly... they don't put a full tang on those, and the two bolts that they mount it with are insufficient to prevent cracking in the plastic grip. Mine's essentially broken and useless now. You're far better off with a more traditional "latin machete", especially in a zombie apocalypse scenario. You'll want something that can perform a task it wasn't designed for (opening skulls). That machete can't even do what it was designed for... at least not for very long.

Spoiler: pics or it didn't happen

Note the angle of the blade:

i don't really own it but i just google a machete and find the one that was the most bad-ass loking.

 

[loc978]

Spoiler: snip

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/7186/xm261rv8.jpg
'nuff said

What about when your 30 rounds are spent? You ducktape a butterknife on the end?

Butterknife? pfff you tape this
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KkCXXWxBzdQ/TS3zKGwQRmI/AAAAAAAAEUc/OfOaVfr1xjI/s1600/machete+gerber+gator.jpg
i understand you are joking but you can hit zombies with the one end.

interesting note on that Gerber machete: I actually own one, and after about a month of hard use hacking through vines and ivy, the grip was rattling horribly... they don't put a full tang on those, and the two bolts that they mount it with are insufficient to prevent cracking in the plastic grip. Mine's essentially broken and useless now. You're far better off with a more traditional "latin machete", especially in a zombie apocalypse scenario. You'll want something that can perform a task it wasn't designed for (opening skulls).

That machete can't even do what it was designed for... at least not for very long.

Spoiler: pics or it didn't happen

Note the angle of the blade:

i don't really own it but i just google a machete and find the one that was the most bad-ass looking.

Fair enough. That's pretty much why I bought mine. Big mistake on my part.

 

[Wintermoot]

hail to the king baby!
or hos Chainhand (or saw hand?) I don,t really need my right hand anyway! besides sooner or later it get,s chomped of anyway!
unlike normal Shotgun,s this one doesn't need to reload!

 

[Jakub324]

Broadsword OR Gladius OR L85A2

 

[Wintermoot]

snip

where do you live that you need a machete?

 

[Kieran Moore]

A FatMax Fubar Utility Bar - like a crowbar but 40% more bad-ass.

 

[dagens24]

Depends on if they are slow or fast zombies. Some sort of mid to long distance rifle is all well and good when you're going up against zombies you can easily run away from, but against fast zombies you might take 1 or 2 down but then you're boned.

 

[Gammaj4]

[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WaveMotionGun]
Wave Motion Gun!

What?

 

[Wintermoot]

Pssssh. i want a Gundam.

use this instead of a gundam if you want to be 200% sure the living dead never EVER see the light of day again