It's time for Q & A!

[Pimppeter2]

Certainly not me!
Quick! You must get more! Before the fish get told! You must get all of it!
Or the mermaids are doomed!

But doom makes me look fat!

So you must stop the fish!
I'll deal with the whales.
They're my thing, you know.
But you need to stop the fishes.
And if you must, put some gloom on to counter the fattening appearance of doom.

Fishocide?

 

[Ridergurl10]

Next question: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/doomsday-arcade/793-Episode-12 @ 4:30

I am really impressed with that answer, it actually makes sense . . . and I thought I had a hard question

 

[Neonbob]

I'll deal with the whales.
They're my thing, you know.
But you need to stop the fishes.
And if you must, put some gloom on to counter the fattening appearance of doom.

Fishocide?

Exactly.
Do it with a smile, too!

Next question: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Cheap answer: the first chicken came with the first egg already inside it.

 

[teutonicman]

Will you marry me?

Depends will I have to sign a pre-nup or would you just get one of your goons to shoot me if the shit doesn't work out?

 

[Frankydee]

Why is Texas?

seriously that has haunted me for ages.

 

[Pink_Pirate]

Question:

What is the air-speed of an African Swallow?

I can't say about an african swallow.. but i can tell you that the cruising air speed velocity of an unladen europen swallow is roughly 11 m/s

 

[Pimppeter2]

Will you marry me?

Depends will I have to sign a pre-nup or would you just get one of your goons to shoot me if the shit doesn't work out?

Why can't I have both? YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME WHEN I'M TAKING AND IT SOMETIMES FEELS LIKE YOU DON'T LOVE ME AT ALL

*slams door and cries*

 

[Kae]

Why do I eat kittens?

 

[Neonbob]

Why do I eat kittens?

Lots of protein and you think they make funny sounds?
Oh, and to make little children run away from you.
Both of those are valid reasons, by the way.

 

[Dommyboy]

Who wants bagels?

 

[teutonicman]

The reason I don't love you is that you've lost your balls, you used to have boulders between your legs. A real man would say "I have to choose between the two?! Fuck that I'm taking both! Now feed me!"

 

[ottenni]

Who wants bagels?

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Can i have it with sauce?

 

[teutonicman]

Will you marry me?

Depends will I have to sign a pre-nup or would you just get one of your goons to shoot me if the shit doesn't work out?

Why can't I have both? YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME WHEN I'M TAKING AND IT SOMETIMES FEELS LIKE YOU DON'T LOVE ME AT ALL

The reason I don't love you is that you've lost your balls, you used to have boulders between your legs. A real man would say "I have to choose between the two?! Fuck that I'm taking both! Now feed me!"

*slams door and cries*

 

[Kae]

Why do I eat kittens?

Lots of protein and you think they make funny sounds?
Oh, and to make little children run away from you.
Both of those are valid reasons, by the way.

guess that makes sense but just so you know I was not joking when I said I eat kittens and little children allready ran away from me before I ate kittens

 

[Pimppeter2]

*slams door and cries*

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Make-up sex?

 

[Neonbob]

Why do I eat kittens?

Lots of protein and you think they make funny sounds?
Oh, and to make little children run away from you.
Both of those are valid reasons, by the way.

guess that makes sense but just so you know I was not joking when I said I eat kittens and little children allready ran away from me before I ate kittens

Well, then you're all set.
And I congratulate you.
You are one of very few who need extra intimidation for small children!

Welcome to the escapist by the way.

 

[SirDeadly]

Why is my entrie life fcked up?

 

[teutonicman]

*slams door and cries*

Make-up sex?[/quote]

See there you go again, asking and compromising. YOU'RE THE FUCKING PENGUIN, ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOBSTERS IN G.C. Take charge you pansy, or I'll find someone else.

 

[Kae]

Why do I eat kittens?

Lots of protein and you think they make funny sounds?
Oh, and to make little children run away from you.
Both of those are valid reasons, by the way.

guess that makes sense but just so you know I was not joking when I said I eat kittens and little children allready ran away from me before I ate kittens

Well, then you're all set.
And I congratulate you.
You are one of very few who need extra intimidation for small children!

Welcome to the escapist by the way.

Thanks for the welcome anyway!

 

[Pimppeter2]

*slams door and cries*

Make-up sex?

See there you go again, asking and compromising. YOU'RE THE FUCKING PENGUIN, ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOBSTERS IN G.C. Take charge you pansy, or I'll find someone else.

Hahahha