It's time to die

[JordanXlord]

i want to die by my own terms...



i want to go to a twilight convention and call in a tactical nuke....killing as many twilight fans and writers as i possably can....

you sir, are a genius. Your death will save the world from twilight fans, thank you.

I would like to die in a huge gun battle. I fianlly killed all the people in the gun fight, only to die from bullet wounds after the battle. It sounds like fun to me

in my Sacfice....MAY THE WORLD BUILD STATUES IN MY HONOR....oh and Kill Justin biever

 

[Terminate421]

I want the hottest woman in the world to have sex with me, about 5 minutes after we are finished (As in, both of us) I want a gunshot to the head.

 

[Brnin8]

The thread title reminded me of Roy Batty's line in Blade Runner "Wake up, time to die!".

OT:Colonel Mustard in the dining room with a wrench.

 

[JenSeven]

Thrown into a Cosmic String.
First they would need to prove it's existence, then they need to find one and finally find a way to get to it.
I think it would be hard to satisfy that request.

Otherwise in some Battle Royal style setting fighting with every bad, racist or corrupt politician on earth, and me armed with a fire-axe and nobody is allowed to leave the island alive.

 

[Merkavar]

death by snoo snoo.

has that been said already? if so

dieing in my sleep

so i can wake up dead

Shot by a hover tank equiped with a huge railgun and Gatling guns, like

Spoiler: this one.

Eww tua?

For the WAAAAAGH!
For Gork and Mork!

 

[spartan231490]

In a fight to the death with the people who condemned me. If i won theyd through in the next most responsible person. Might as well go out extracting revenge

Failing that.. idk catapulted into space? That would be fairly awesome

More or less this. I would like to die in a trial by combat, mideval style with swords and shields and armor, or whatever else. And my final words, hopefully written on my tombstone, would be: "Dance with me death, I am ready." I give myself a cookie for the reference.
Edit: Only the quote is a reference. And this: "Fuer Grissa Ost Drauka"
Edit2: If I got to choose how I was going to die, not because of a death sentence, but just the way that I would most want to go, it would be fighting to save people I love.

 

[spartan231490]

I would go for suicide. Probably drowning.

Other than that I would probably go for exile in Silent Hill.

Drowning? why would you want somethign so painful and terror-filled?

 

[Blue Musician]

I would go for suicide. Probably drowning.

Other than that I would probably go for exile in Silent Hill.

Drowning? why would you want somethign so painful and terror-filled?

I'm not really sure why I decided to choose that one actually, it just came into my mind. But I guess it's just my depressive mentality.

 

[Sindaine]

Death by sex with my choice of male celebrities.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Snip

I enjoy that skit group. you can see more of them on youtube.

 

[dalek sec]

Death by snu snu obviously.

Pretty much this or being smothered to death by huge breasted strippers would be a fun way to go!

 

[Braonan]

Sleep.

 

[Drummie666]

Man, there's so many good one put down here already...

Russian Roulette sounds good... While skydiving... and getting a Blowjob... Yeah let's go with that.

For my competitors, I'll go against the creators of Metroid: Other M. And the woman giving me the blowjob would be Angelina Jolie... Why not?

 

[Bernzz]

I want to be killed by a nuclear explosion, like I want to be in the center of where an atom bomb drops.
That way it shall forever be known that it took a nuke to kill me.

I'll one up you and ride my way to the ground ON a nuclear bomb.

Therefore, not only did it take a nuke to kill me, but I rode that ************ like a horse.

 

[Cogwheel]

Death by vigilantism.
They give me a gun and a kevlar vest and throw me into a gang hideout.
Repeat until corpse.

"Repeat until corpse" is my new favourite phrase. Thank you.

As for me... I don't suppose natural causes would be acceptable? Would only take a bit over a decade.

No? Ah well. in that case, lethal injection or something, I suppose. Seems painless enough.

 

[ajemas]

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Dying in a fiery explosion while playing this song. I would rather be able to finish it, though.
An additional benefit: it would take me at least a couple of years to play the song properly, so I would have some time.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Die with honour, let my death mean something. There would be no poin in throwing my life away. If my country was at war, be sent to war to kill as many enemies of my people as possible before my imminent death.

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

I like trains... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tKB4h9gvmm0#t=9s]