It's time to die

[PrimoThePro]

I want to be put into a LARGE pit, I'm in the centre with four machine gun placements placed in different directions. At the end of each of the walls, there is a door. Inside are countless criminals, all carrying swords (All sentenced to death). I sit in the centre, and have my machine guns around me, ready to blast off anyone. (Not unlimited ammo, that would be boring) They are supposed to rush me, (Whoever kills me is pardoned) and I gun them down. I am also armed with a shield and axe (Preferably hand axe, and a bunch, I know how to wield/throw them), as well as a flamethrower. And then, let the fun begin.

 

[InnerRebellion]

A big standoff. Me and my friends must all die with me. We will approach a line of soldiers, and we will all draw our pistols at the same exact time and begin firing. If I am the last one standing overall, I will shoot myself. If me and another friend live, they must kill me. If me and one soldier are remaining, I will be put onto my knees and shot through the back of the head.

 

[skeliton112]

I would be at the end of a hall with the word CATCH! writen on the wall. Spears would then be thrown at me. I would die like a man.

 

[Infernai]

A bigass sword fight between myself, Samuel L jackson and ten other fully naked female assassins who are incredibly hot, wielding katana's, while Sean Connery and Morgan Freeman are the commentators of the fight. And the biggest twist? It will be on a variety of platforms, in the center of a volcano...WHILE IT'S ERUPTING! Finally, some form of badass music will be played throughout the whole fight...i can't think of any at the moment, but if anyone can it would be appreciated.

 

[Antidrall]

I choose to fight off an endless horde of furries. my weapons of choice are a double barreled shotgun, two tonfa, and a broadsword.

 

[HT_Black]

I want to be locked inside the superbowl stadium with every member of the Church of Scientology, PETA, the Athiests of America, the board of Directors for all Fortune 500 companies operating in America, and everyone who ever attended a FurCon.

I would then push a button on my wristwatch that would detonate sixteen nuclear warheads placed below and within the stadium. I'd go out explosvely, and I'd take everyone who ever annoyed me along for the ride.

 

[TyranidXX]

I'd choose to die like a warrior and so; Me against twenty different weapon masters, one after the other, in a duel to the death.

If I survive a round, there would be a break for long enough that any wounds received can be bandaged or cauterized. If I ended up surviving, I would commit Seppuku. Also during the battles, I'd get everyone tied with the case and more to look over the evidence to see if it was me.

Hmm... My mind wants to make a story on this now... might post it somewhere...

 

[Brownie101]

Don't care who by, but Nuked off the face of the planet, taking the entire continent where I was condemned with me. Like, enough High Explosives packed into the missles that it creates a crater where the continent used to be.
Sure it could have devastating effects on the planet as a whole and possibly cause more destruction than is fathomable, but I'm dead. What do I care?

 

[NightHavoc]

Roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris......... that is all

 

[Nexus4]

Roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris, might as well cause another big bang when I die

 

[superbatranger]

Your honor, I wish to be killed by death. Then I'd pull a trollface.

In all seriousness, I'd tell them to give me an automatic rifle. If I'm going to die, someone's gonna go with me...preferably those of the asshole variety.

 

[savageoblivi0n]

Eaten by a grue....need i say more?

 

[Shoggoth2588]

If I was such a paragon of Light-Side energy and, positivity than why do I have to die at all? Did I accidentally kill God in the south? I mean, if I was so good to these people, couldn't I persuade them to just exile me? I think that's what I'll chose actually!

. After having accidentally released the Robo-Kraken, who killed God and destroyed most of the city before Cthulhu could save the day (once again), I persuade the court to allow me to die in exile. They send a chef with me to make sure I stay the hell away from the burning ruins of the city and keep me from dying too soon. I will live out the rest of my days someplace nice, continuing to be an all-around awesome person...until I accidentally open up another portal to hell and doom another City.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

So, what would you choose for your death and by whom? It can be anything and preformed by anyone.

Edit: You can choose to "die by old age" but you have to pick one person that will live by your side at all times until you do die.

I choose death by live fire remake of D-Day! Doesn't matter if I don't even make it off the landing craft. Why, yes, I'm a strange person.

*reads edit* Wait, what?! I choose to die by old age then! The person who has to be with me until I die will be the woman I'm dating! I see no possible way for this plan to fail.

 

[kaveradeo]

Death by vigilantism.
They give me a gun and a kevlar vest and throw me into a gang hideout.
Repeat until corpse.

so ur like the arbiter in halo?

OT: surprised noone said sexed to death. I on the other hand would choose live to death. or killed then revived.

Sexed to death was mine. Well, half of it.

Oh. my bad

 

[Musiclly enhanced]

Am I allowed to kill myself? =D

Actually, you can. I couldn't imagine doing myself in though. Seems too... gruesome.

looks like youve never watched two and a half men before

 

[JamesBr]

Sky diving without a parachute, strapped with explosives that would detonate on impact, only to land on someones brand spanking new Hummer H3. God I hate those things. Two minutes of free fall followed by a spectacular explosion of glass and steel. It would be glorious.

 

[AlwaystheUnlucky]

I choose death by conversion into a lich. You (technically) die when you turn into a lich, and they didn't say you can't come back alive. and raise an army of undead to rain death on the bastards ungrateful people for killing me.

 

[geldonyetich]

Man, you kids are morbid, it seems we a, "you're going to die, choose how" thread every other hour. Sometimes it's from firing squad, sometimes it's from lethal injection, sometimes it's from zombie outbreak, sometimes it's from something completely zany, but it hardly matters, it's all the same topic, that topic being, "please participate in this easy reply/hot topic badge earning endeavor."

 

[GenericAmerican]

I would like to die by attempting to divide by zero.