it's time to kill

[goatzilla8463]

so here's how it goes, the first person posts the name of some famous/well know person that they want to be killed. then the next person gives a short on how this person is going to be killed. they then carry on the chain. here' an example:

poster 1: Bill Gates

poster 2: microsoft grows so big that it gains a mind of its own. it then proceeds to rampage the world as "microsoftzilla" until it finds bill gates and bites of his tiny little manhood. gates dies of blood loss and the shock of betrayal.

simon cowell.

get the point?
i'll start it off with someone we all hate... Jamie Oliver!!!!

 

[Lord George]

Simon Cowell dies in a freak cooking accident, that involved an elephant, a banjo, and ten litres of jam. Pucka

it's time to kill: Jack Thompson

 

[goatzilla8463]

jack thompson is attacked by video characters from games he condemmed while he is giving a speech on video game violence.

now lets kill: ashley Cole for stealing cheryl from the general public

 

[Shapsters]

Well, he wandered into a field and fell down an empty well, so I don't even need to kill him.

Lets kill Paris Hilton

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

She dies of AIDS.

Let's kill Gordon Freeman...