It's time to settle this debate once and for all.

[NoX 9]

Apparently this is actually the right answer. It's from a paper called 'The Ability of Woodchucks to Chuck Cellulose Fibers [http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/2012/10/05/friday-weird-science-how-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuck/]'.

Science!

A fairly dodgy paper that I would personally be a bit careful putting too much trust in, but yeah. Close enough I suppose! I think a longterm study on a larger sample is required to determine this important question once and for all.

Given that it was published in a journal called 'The Annals of Improbable Research', I think we can safely trust in their margins of error being absolutely massive. =P

'Massive' seems to be the right word, yeah X3

 

[Something Amyss]

That might not be as big a problem as you think, but...STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME!

I CAN'T! BECAUSE I'M A VAMPIRE IN THE MASQUERADE AND I HAVE TO CHANGE YOU![/quote]

But I'm Fae. If you bite me, you will sparkle. Do you really want to be a Twilight Vampire?

 

[dalek sec]

Is it an African or European woodchuck?

[small][sub]What the hell am I doing with my life?[/sub][/small]

Answering important questions of the universe, duh!

OT: I would like to think at least eight pieces of wood a day at eight feet per piece of wood that has been chucked.