Jack Thompson thinks i am....

[Kimarous]

I'm a shapeshifting, telekinetic tyrant who massacres thousands in a single battle with my soul-consuming sword and my elite force of spiritually-bound, sun-worshipping amazons.

(Prototype, Force Unleashed, Dynasty Warriors 6 Empires, Soul Calibur 4, Jade Empire, Majesty)

 

[Lord_Durin]

...a cybernetic magic-wielding super soldier who has expertise with mid-to-long range rifles, one-handed weapons, and electric guitars. I also carry around several weapons that defy the laws of physics. Nice detective work Jackie-boy.

(A.K.A I've been playing Halo, dragon age, rock band, and a little bit of the Orange Box.)

 

[Space Spoons]

Jack Thompson was disbarred months ago. I really couldn't care less what he thinks I am, because he can't do anything about it anymore.

 

[Steve Dark]

Ok, I can't resist:

"He's a

skating looter with the abiltiy to shoot modern and vintage guns while driving around a New York city filled with Zombies,

she's a

genocidal prick that goes around on motorbikes telling people how to run their lives and generally being a murdering asshole.

...THEY FIGHT CRIME."

 

[XJ-0461]

He would think I'm a lego super hero treasure-hunting assassin that can drive annoyingly realisticly while going on a kill-crazy rampage with a few buddies.

(Games I used were Lego Star Wars 2, Gran Turismo 5 Prologue, Assassin's Creed, Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, COD 4 and Batman: Arkham Asylum.)

 

[ma55ter_fett]

He would think that I have multiple personality disorder.

 

[Carboncrown]

A force using ex-spacemarine, originally a escaped lab rat, who nowdays hunts the vault and enjoys the occasional space-ship-thingy-race and pokemon training.

Star Wars: The Force unleashed
Dawn of War II
Portal
Borderlands
Wipeout: Pulse
EDITokemon: Red (via cellphone in class)

 

[Kasawd]

I'm a member of STARS who enjoys to LARP.

 

[Tharticus]

What's this thread about? I'm a PSI powered character who loves toying around people's minds.

 

[IamQ]

I'm a prisoner put into the military, fighitng lizards with gems on their foreheads while doing a 360 with a snowboard.

In the Jungle.


Uncharted 2, Bad Company 2, Jak 2 and SSX 3.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Jack Thompson thinks that I'm a genetically-enhanced Objectivist who's a member of The Oro and who's father is actually a giant world-killing whale.

Bioshock, Condemned 2, and FFX.

 

[Sensei Le Roof]

A planeswalking ninja drummer. With my own drill and sat-capable spaceship. Tell me that isn't awesome.

(MtGotP, N+, Rock Band 2, Mr. Driller, Galaga Legions)

 

[similar.squirrel]

Most of my games are currently residing at my girlfriend's house.

But..Okay. A Cold-War paranoiac with godlike delusions and a penchant for WWII aircraft.

Fallout 2, Black&White and Sturmovik: Forgotten Battles respectively.

 

[Dr. Wily III]

A Space Pirate shooting demon Bounty Hunter, who solves cases as a laywer.

Ace Attorney Series, Devil May Cry 3, Super Metroid.

 

[geldonyetich]

Jack Thompson thought I was a demographic of people he can use to earn public recognition by morally opposing loudly. It worked for awhile. After all, some video games are pretty violent/sexual. However, he was a little too insistent on morally ambiguous grounds, and now he's a permanently disbarred ex-lawyer who is mostly forgotten. I would say he was wrong, but this thread makes him at least partly right because we're still paying attention to him.

Oh well.

As for me, since I've played nearly anything, I can't think of anything I wouldn't be.

Lately, I've been playing X[sup]3[/sup]: Terran Conflict. I suppose I could be considered a criminal mastermind whose legitimate business dealings in intergalactic trading are betrayed by the blood-soaked hull of my ship as I am really a homicidally-inclined space jock who has engaged in many various murder sprees against sentient creatures for a paltry sum of credits.

Can I not see that I am corroding the very moral fabric of the X-universe with my murderous greed?

 

[Thaius]

I'm an ex-SOLDIER with a huge sword and chainsaw gun who runs around in magitek armor fighting aliens and taking pictures of their conspiracy and creating things with my celestial brush!

Final Fantasy VII
Gears of War (1 and 2)
Final Fantasy VI
Halo Series
Beyond Good and Evil
Okami

But I'm sure in Jack's eyes the words "psychotic cold-blooded murderer" would be in there somewhere... I can't claim to know what that guy is thinking...

 

[Gabanuka]

I'm mage with a habbit of dicking around with lightning and knifeing people for fun.

Oblivion, inFamous and Assassins creed

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Oh God...

I'm a Testosterone Injecting, War Fighting, Earth Protecting, Wasteland Wandering, '70's Shooting, Shape Shifting, Air-Strike Using, Silently Assassinating, Class-based Combatting, Portal Creating, Sackboy Controlling, SuperSoldier Killing, Free Running, Medieval Questing, Life Form Generating, Mage.

Anyone that gets all the games correctly literally gets a real cookie.

 

[Elesar]

Why are we spending any time or energy thinking about, discussing, arguing with or flipping off Jack Thompson?
When you give him attention, he wins.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I'm a cold-hearted psychopathic anarcho-capitalist (funny I actually am a capitalist) who loves gold, blood, sniper rifles, firing lightning at various animals, and puzzles that belong in some deranged psycho's mind. I also like to rock out occasionally. With that said, my games are Bioshock, Final Fantasy VII, Borderlands, Portal, Battlefield: Bad Company, Guitar Hero III and Painkiller.