Jaffe Explains His Twisted Metal Lie


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Jul 8, 2009
cursedseishi said:
7ru7h said:
DoW Lowen said:
White lie or no, video game Jesus is watching.
And real life Jesus will be watching you when your child asks you if you bought them a bike for their birthday. Will you tell them that is is a bike and ruin their birthday? Well, you better or Jesus will SMITE YOU!!!!

Or not. Who knows??
And better yet, you lie to your kid every year on real-life Jesus's birthday. How do you think he feels about that?
I think he's quite amazed about me lying to my children, especially since I don't have any children.