Japan creates the poop burger, solves world hunger

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Whether it comes from poop or a protein derived from poop, I'm going to say hella-no. I have limits, and eating something that derives in any way from fecal matter is one of them.
 

Dana22

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If it tastes good, is nourishing and healthy, why not. I couldnt care less from what its made of.
 

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Well, if I was starving to death I don't think I'd even care to ask what it was I was being given, but in day to day life I would beable to eat that. Though i do think that it is amazing that someone has done this, I'm just not sure what kind of amazed I am
 

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MelasZepheos said:
Whether it comes from poop or a protein derived from poop, I'm going to say hella-no. I have limits, and eating something that derives in any way from fecal matter is one of them.
Poop => Nutrients => Plants => Every Food Ever
Unlucky son.
 

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Ilikemilkshake said:
Estocavio said:
Someone *please* Nuke Japan. Or have it break in half, or get flooded, or something.
Fuck me.

(Ok, perhaps thats a bit harsh. But jesus christ! What did they do, spend a several million dollar budget on a team of Scientists, instructed to make edible poo? People already do that for a fetish, but this is just stupid. COME ON.)

Now hows about we invest our money in Genetic Research and Cloning.

THAT will solve world hunger.
sadly people deem this too unethical, otherwise we'd be decades ahead of where we are right now in regards to gentics and cloning -.-
I admit the start of it was too harsh.
The part about Genetics though? Definately stable
 

Ilikemilkshake

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Estocavio said:
Ilikemilkshake said:
Estocavio said:
Someone *please* Nuke Japan. Or have it break in half, or get flooded, or something.
Fuck me.

(Ok, perhaps thats a bit harsh. But jesus christ! What did they do, spend a several million dollar budget on a team of Scientists, instructed to make edible poo? People already do that for a fetish, but this is just stupid. COME ON.)

Now hows about we invest our money in Genetic Research and Cloning.

THAT will solve world hunger.
sadly people deem this too unethical, otherwise we'd be decades ahead of where we are right now in regards to gentics and cloning -.-
I admit the start of it was too harsh.
The part about Genetics though? Definately stable
haha, no i didnt mean your joke was unethical :p
i meant people get really unnerved at the thought of messing with genetics, for no logical reason. Most people hate the idea of GM food, but we've doing it for thousands of years with regards to farming when we selectively breed a type of crop or animal for certain characteristics.

but anyway i think you're right, cloning and genetics are were we should be putting the money

Also, new way clearer captcha? woot!
 

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Oka, even understanding that its not poop, but the proteins and shit stuff inside it that is perfectly oka to be turned to food (I guess) I'll pass. I'll live off the land, there's always something to eat when you're desperate.

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sageoftruth said:
Anyone remember their history classes on the Oregon trail? Two words: Buffalo cakes. If settlers are willing to eat the processed feces of their own buffalo, then I think this would be feasible to some people.
Yeah, they used it for things like heating the home and such, cause it was good to burn and burned for a while. I dont htink any of them ate them, or at least not consistently and widely enough to be advertised as right and healthy.
Shoot! I forgot about that.
 

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Hmm since it's not actually made out of Meat would this be considered a Veggie Burger? It's very interesting.
 

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Lol, I think people are being really unfair (although it is hilarious to read). It is an excellent idea, the re-processing of otherwise useless materials into something we really, really need - more food.

I think we're too squeamish and pampered in the first-world to eat something like that, especially as we can eat real meat. But I imagine it's a godsend for third-world countries where there isn't enough food, especially protein foods, to go around.

Although...can you imagine a future where people are exploited for their poo? Nasty corporations giving the populace of a country laxatives so they all shit more so they can increase their profits?? :-O
 

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Ilikemilkshake said:
neurohazzard said:
If it tasted good I might. I mean hell, we use poop for fertilizer for hay for cows for burgers, why not cut out a couple steps? I mean if people are willing to eat McDonalds "rat egg" mcmuffin, they'll probably get use to this in no time. (heh, now try getting the idea of rat eggs out of your head =P)
They really use rat eggs? wow.. although, are rat eggs really any weirder than chicken eggs?
Ah well.. good thing i hate eggs
Heh, no, rats don't really lay eggs, they're mammals. It's just that every time Mc'Donalds runs that tv ad that begins with: "What kind of eggs does Mc'Donalds use in their egg Mc'Muffins?" I can't help but reply to the tv with: "Rat eggs". =P
 

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neurohazzard said:
Ilikemilkshake said:
neurohazzard said:
If it tasted good I might. I mean hell, we use poop for fertilizer for hay for cows for burgers, why not cut out a couple steps? I mean if people are willing to eat McDonalds "rat egg" mcmuffin, they'll probably get use to this in no time. (heh, now try getting the idea of rat eggs out of your head =P)
They really use rat eggs? wow.. although, are rat eggs really any weirder than chicken eggs?
Ah well.. good thing i hate eggs
Heh, no, rats don't really lay eggs, they're mammals. It's just that every time Mc'Donalds runs that tv ad that begins with: "What kind of eggs does Mc'Donalds use in their egg Mc'Muffins?" I can't help but reply to the tv with: "Rat eggs". =P
hahhhhhhhhhaaa... total blonde moment.. i was tired and not thinking, i think i made that post at about 3.30 in the morning.. thats my excuse... i swear i knew rats dont lay eggs.. im studying pharmacology at uni.. aw man.. thats embarressing XD

I was more questioning the fact that they didnt use chicken eggs, rather than they used rat eggs :(

and oh, i havent seen that ad, but yeah.. i never trust the contents of mcdonalds, even though i love chicken nuggets
 

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Dear Japan: I know you guys have had an economic downturn for the past 20 years,
and I know you guys have been fishing your local aquatic populations to dangerous levels,
and I also know that you have little landmass for agriculture.


But this is NOT the way.

Also, "you are what you eat."