Japanese Gymnast Robot Will Doom Us All

[Broady Brio]

Your robot. Give it to me... Noaw!

 

[MurderousToaster]

*Puts on a fake beard, buys hobo clothes and then covers them in alcohol before putting on a cardboard sign that says "The End Is Nigh"*

 

[Croaker42]

Does anyone else find it suspicious that the Japanese have started building so many robots with human capabilities recently? They might be planning to take over. Someone watch out for when they start making working Gundams.

I'm just waiting for Ghost in the Shell to become reality. When it does, I'll be first in line for a full-body prosthetic. If I can't beat our new robotic overlords, I'll join them!

/this

I know I will certainly riase my hand when they ask who wants to be cyberized. (third or fourth gen for sure.) Prosthetics would be great as well.

On that note I welcome our electronic masters with joy.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

Does anyone else find it suspicious that the Japanese have started building so many robots with human capabilities recently? They might be planning to take over. Someone watch out for when they start making working Gundams.

Have you seen the giant Gundam model in Japan? Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if that became animate and takes Korea hostage.

Oh my god, that'd make my f*king day!

I think we're fine until they start making daleks.

 

[AlexWinter]

Does anyone else find it suspicious that the Japanese have started building so many robots with human capabilities recently? They might be planning to take over. Someone watch out for when they start making working Gundams.

Have you seen the giant Gundam model in Japan? Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if that became animate and takes Korea hostage.

Oh my god, that'd make my f*king day!

I think we're fine until they start making daleks.

We'll be fine, the Timelords are back. Although my head hurts from Russel's excessive amounts of WTF!

 

[John Funk]

Does anyone else find it suspicious that the Japanese have started building so many robots with human capabilities recently? They might be planning to take over. Someone watch out for when they start making working Gundams.

Have you seen the giant Gundam model in Japan? Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if that became animate and takes Korea hostage.

Of course I have. I've been calling dibs on Tallgeese III every time Funk makes an article about that thing.

Screw you man, Tallgeese III is mine.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

*face palm*

I have to admit, I laughed when I saw it let go. I was busy being impressed... then... crunch.

 

[chickenlord]

pfft the landing was horrible, nah i think we got at least a few more years till they beat us at gymnastics.

 

[Swaki]

the Japanese civilians are building robot monkeys in their basements! ROBOT! MONKEYS! BASEMENTS! CIVILIANS!

and here us Scandinavians have been bragging about being able to build ikea furnitures, and this is just a random dude wanting to make a youtube video, so what if this is only in beta, think of what the government are building right now.

i believe that the Japanese people have robot monkey servants that they have been hiding from the rest of us, i am now moving Japan on the top of my list, Finland will have to wait (they found a way to make fruit and nuts without the "shell").

 

[TheFacelessOne]

They'll probably make takes with gym poles like this attached to them. A mechanism would hide it and when the robot gets enough speed the mechanism will pop off and the robots would be sent flying out like missiles!

 

[Kaisikudo]

Awww ... It's kinda cute, in a strange way. Gotta love robots.

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

Right, time to start work on that EMP cannon....

 

[Tekyro]

Here's hoping we don't consider Skynet during my lifetime.

 

[Jared]

I knew it...the japanese going to end up killing us all! lol

 

[Eric the Orange]

That's probably the most impressive "basement programmer" robot I've ever seen. can't compete with the multi-billion dollar companies, but still impressive.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

solar mines

Um.

Mines are underground. And, uh, sunlight doesn't go through... wait, wait.

So, you are saying that robots will be using us to mine raw materials for their solar "things", thus you are just being all hip and cool and using the slang "solar mines" when you meant "solar material mines"?

Or are you saying that robots will be able to make sunlight go through opaque surfaces?

No no, solar mines as in mining the surface of the sun, obviously!

 

[JusticarPhaeton]

the Japanese civilians are building robot monkeys in their basements! ROBOT! MONKEYS! BASEMENTS! CIVILIANS!

and here us Scandinavians have been bragging about being able to build ikea furnitures, and this is just a random dude wanting to make a youtube video, so what if this is only in beta, think of what the government are building right now.

i believe that the Japanese people have robot monkey servants that they have been hiding from the rest of us, i am now moving Japan on the top of my list, Finland will have to wait (they found a way to make fruit and nuts without the "shell").

No, silly, they're obviously building the different parts to Voltron in their collective basements!

 

[Jark212]

Does anyone else find it suspicious that the Japanese have started building so many robots with human capabilities recently? They might be planning to take over. Someone watch out for when they start making working Gundams.

Leave the Gundams to these guys...
One DU round will put them down for good.

Spoiler

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Does anyone else find it suspicious that the Japanese have started building so many robots with human capabilities recently? They might be planning to take over. Someone watch out for when they start making working Gundams.

Have you seen the giant Gundam model in Japan? Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if that became animate and takes Korea hostage.

Of course I have. I've been calling dibs on Tallgeese III every time Funk makes an article about that thing.

Screw you man, Tallgeese III is mine.

Over my dead body! (I'll settle for Epyon...)