Japanese Porn Game Comes With Breasts, G-Cup Bra

KarumaK

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Great now we're paying for peripherals that don't even do anything.

I can see it now: Guitar Hero stage lights! Just flick the switch and watch your room light up! (Provided you turned on the light when you walked in) Just $99.
 

CrysisMcGee

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This brings up one step closer to the Holodeck, the last invention we will ever make. Devices that require less human interaction, and simulate sex will be our downfall.
 

SomeUnregPunk

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You know I'd bet this started out like this...

Lingerie shop owner : "I'm in a bind! You got to help me out, pal of mine!"
Game Dev :"You know I make games, right?"
Lingerie shop owner : "But I got this huge store of G-cup bras that no one is buying! I wasted all this cash to get the darn things and it ain't selling!"
Game Dev :"I got an great idea!"
 

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Amnestic said:
mokes310 said:
Thank you Japan, for bringing us to a new high.
Fixed. That's hilariously awesome. Especially that they come with a bra suggesting players should effectively cross dress.

This shit wouldn't even go near the shelves in the West. And that makes me laugh, heartily.
My thoughts exactly.

A bunch of people responding to this are pretty ignorant of just what kind of porn stuff goes on in their neck of the woods. Amongst other little hypocrisies.

Frankly I congratulate the company on their ingenuity, instead of packing DRM into their game they decided to go the other way and provide their players with something pleasant. Then again...perhaps the breasts ARE the DRM.

Good stuff indeed.

The Hairminator said:
It's Japan. Why are people still surprised?
I'm sure Japan says the same thing about America anytime we invade a country and start killing people.

At least their quirks involve orgasms, ours tend to involve mass death. Then again...strong enough orgasm...no...nevermind.
 

Alex the Pally

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Squid94 said:
Woow. What's wrong with you Japan?
Nothing, this is just their way of getting back at us for irradiating them: Confusing the living hell out of the rest of the world.
 

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theultimateend said:
Frankly I congratulate the company on their ingenuity, instead of packing DRM into their game they decided to go the other way and provide their players with something pleasant. Then again...perhaps the breasts ARE the DRM.
Please squeeze both breasts to play game.

RAND00M said:
That is deeply and profoundly disturbing.
Says the one with the naked Firefox Moe avatar.

soul_rever38 said:
lol not even Nintendo could come up with something this innovative or maybe just down right perverted, ive not decided yet lol
If it were Nintendo, those fake breasts would actually be an add-on to the controller.

It really is funny watching people aget so polarized over this. Half the people are hilariously entertained and the other half are enraged at Japan and the first half.
 

geldonyetich

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Could be worse. Could be some kind of tentacle rape peripheral.

This is probably tamer than the average anime figure (which usually come with removable clothes).
 

Assassin Xaero

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Jarrid said:
mokes310 said:
Thank you Japan, for bringing us to a new low.
Like this is any worse than giving gamers functional night-vision goggles... grow up.
Umm... NVG's could possibly have a practical use in life... I mean, I would have liked them for camping instead of digging out a flashlight to go to the bathroom at 3am...
 

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KarumaK said:
Great now we're paying for peripherals that don't even do anything.

I can see it now: Guitar Hero stage lights! Just flick the switch and watch your room light up! (Provided you turned on the light when you walked in) Just $99.
http://www.amazon.com/Xbox-360-Rock-Band-Stage-Kit/dp/B001FVH6L4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1255374213&sr=8-1

Actually only $80