Jersey Shore has been Cancelled

[Gpoisonstar]

YES the world is GOOD!!!!

 

[Imthatguy]

"...and behold tears shall come to the eyes of all who remember this glorious day" - 5:21 Book of Imthatguy IV

Spoiler: Dark things lurk here... run away

I first saw the link for this article on Yahoo.
It was partially cut off.
It said, "Jersey Shore Canc..."

I clicked it thinking, "Please, let one or more of them have cancer."
But it was just an announcement that the show was being cancelled.

Almost as good, I guess.

Epic Alizee avatar bro... just missing the fish.


FIND THE FISH BEFORE IT FINDS YOU! GODSPEED

 

[Lunar Templar]

What the hell is Jersey Shore?

this.

i've heard of it but know nothing of it

 

[piinyouri]

So?
It will be replaced by another banal show within a month.
It's MTV people. They live off this shit.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Halleuiah! It's things like this that gives me faith in humanity...

 

[saintdane05]

This is, perhaps, the greatest day in the history of television.

 

[Ljs1121]

Meh.

I never watched it, and, as piinyouri (cool username ) said, it'll probably just be replaced by another show that will inspire the wrath of the Internet.

 

[Flunk]

I watched 10 minutes once, some girl named "Sammy" was not very popular with the other, nearly identical, short little dark-haired girls. I just didn't see why anyone would watch it, I found it really boring.

 

[viranimus]

OMG!!! Life... It is no longer worth living. How can you vile people live with yourselves making light of what is surely this generations cultural apex?!?!




Yeah, sorry... didnt realize this was still a thing. Which might suggest how much I really care, outside of wondering how this is even noteworthy.

 

[Hexadeximal]

And while we're at it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdRyNea19PE

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

It. Is. Time. To.

[HEADING=1]PAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-TAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY![/HEADING]

Also, obligatory victory music!


And obligatory party music! Good times!

 

[Froggy Slayer]

So?
It will be replaced by another banal show within a month.
It's MTV people. They live off this shit.

We can still hope, my good man! This is not the end, or even the beginning of the end; but perhaps it is the end of the beginning.

 

[Goofguy]

It's about damn time. Hopefully, this will help the human race stop idolizing useless reality TV show members.

 

[Cabisco]

I honestly thought a lot of people watched this show, just like The Only Way is Essex is watched by many over here in the UK. I personally think they are terrible and i'm hopeful this is the start of a fake reality tv show cull.

More Newsroom please K thanx bai.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

All we need now is for Geordie Shore to be cancelled, and life on Earth will be better.

 

[lacktheknack]

Never thought I'd say this, but thank HEAVENS Snooki got pregnant.

The lack of Snooki is why the ratings dropped, mark my words.

 

[SuperScrub]

MTV will make a show that's just as bad if not worse, all Jersey Shore did by being canceled was created a black hole. But until that black hole gets filled let us rejoice and celebrate this momentous occasion.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

So?
It will be replaced by another banal show within a month.
It's MTV people. They live off this shit.

Unfortunately that. Reality TV is absolute garbage in general, yet it seems to be popular enough for these things to keep getting commissioned. Oh well, it's nothing I can't just continue to diligently ignore.

 

[Frission]

This is a new beginning. For all of us.

We may now start rebuilding.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

*slowly stands up from desk and claps, followed by running around in celebration*

Now to get rid of the Kardashians and the Real Housewives.