Jessica Williams - Brush Today AKA Oh God, please let me rip off my own ears.

[Andy Shandy]

Searched, didn't find anything under "Brush Today" or "Jessica Williams" so...

We now have a new song to go along with the excrement that is Friday, Hot Problems and Pound On My Muffin.

Are people now just purposely making terrible songs so they can get famous?

 

[Jonluw]

Surely, that can't be serious.

This is just some idiot hoping to replicate what happened with Rebecca Black. We'd do good not to afford it any attention.

 

[Spambot 3000]

*dances*
~ Brush to the left!
Brush to the right!
Now you're looking cool and white! ~

 

[Broady Brio]

Friday, Hot Problems and Pound On My Muffin.

What is this Pound On My Muffin, sounds gloriously shit.
OT: Brush Today - Now I must cleanse my ears slowly but surely.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Friday, Hot Problems and Pound On My Muffin.

What is this Pound On My Muffin, sounds gloriously shit.
OT: Brush Today - Now I must cleanse my ears slowly but surely.

For your viewing...something, I highly doubt it'll be pleasure at any rate.

 

[Broady Brio]

For your viewing...something, I highly doubt it'll be pleasure at any rate.

You're in luck. I love stoopid rapping. This song rivals the talentless-ness of Big Sean. Who's Big Sean you say? Allow to show you his finest creation.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Got to be a piss take surely.

If we stop paying attention to these things maybe they will just go away.

 

[Andy Shandy]

For your viewing...something, I highly doubt it'll be pleasure at any rate.

You're in luck. I love stoopid rapping. This song rivals the talentless-ness of Big Sean. Who's Big Sean you say? Allow to show you his finest creation.

Oh holy hell D=

Nicki Minaj does seem to be involved quite a bit with bad music doesn't she?

 

[Giftfromme]

I must be the only one who likes every song in this thread

 

[Broady Brio]

Oh holy hell D=

Nicki Minaj does seem to be involved quite a bit with bad music doesn't she?

You're not wrong there. One wonders how she is successful...

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Snip

I hope you realize 4chan and Funny Junk aren't as stupid as you 9gaggers assume.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Snip

I hope you realize 4chan and Funny Junk aren't as stupid as you 9gaggers assume.

I'm afraid I don't follow. I linked a video that I found, thanks to FunnyJunk actually. Do you want me to give some sort of credit to them or...?

 

[Mrsoupcup]

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I hope you realize 4chan and Funny Junk aren't as stupid as you 9gaggers assume.

I'm afraid I don't follow. I linked a video that I found, thanks to FunnyJunk actually. Do you want me to give some sort of credit to them or...?

Well if your telling the truth, sorry.

Internet drama -_-

 

[Grey Day for Elcia]

Some people have nothing better to do with their life than talk about music they don't like?

• Find music I don't like
  
  Make a thread about it
  
  Tell everyone I don't like it
  
  ???
  
  No one cares.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Okay, I refuse to accept this was a legitimate attempt to make a song people would enjoy listening to. They're doing this on purpose, they're making intentionally abhorrent music in an attempt to emulate Rebecca Black so smug bastards like me will pick up on it and spread it around under the preamble of 'WORSZT SONG EVAR!' and thus it goes viral and nets them more undeserved attention. >.> It's the insidious forces of marketing at work. 0_0 On a side note, this is just uncanny:

Captcha: One hit wonder

 

[Andy Shandy]

Snip

I hope you realize 4chan and Funny Junk aren't as stupid as you 9gaggers assume.

I'm afraid I don't follow. I linked a video that I found, thanks to FunnyJunk actually. Do you want me to give some sort of credit to them or...?

Well if your telling the truth, sorry.

Internet drama -_-

Ah fair enough, I assume 9GAG is pretending to be FunnyJunk or something along those lines? I've seen it with other videos before. Everyone can have their internet war, I just want stuff to laugh at/rip my ears off =P

 

[lacktheknack]

Oh holy hell D=

Nicki Minaj does seem to be involved quite a bit with bad music doesn't she?

You're not wrong there. One wonders how she is successful...

Because Superbass and Starships are fantastic? She doesn't seem to deal in "OK" music.

OT: This is satirical. So was Hot Problems. It's weird how no one can spot these things.

EDIT: Wait, wait... Oh. Nope, this one is apparently real, "Jumpstar Records" is a thing.

 

[lacktheknack]

2:13

whatthefuckamiwatching

This is better though:


Because she's actually trying. Plus, the rap bit is much better.

pls xpln wat dat was lol

I couldn't make the connection between the video and the concept of "crappy housewife".