John & Edward release their first single.

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Marcus Dubious

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We can only hope it'll be this good.

Edit, Think I'd better explain for those who haven't heard of them.
There a couple of talentless fools who managed not to get chucked off Britain's X-Factor for way too long.
see Woem's post below for a vid of them in action.
 

Amnestic

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Marcus Dubious said:
I can't believe your getting so worked up over a couple of talentless Irish twerps.
Who's getting worked up? What?

This thread is bananas.
 

Marcus Dubious

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Amnestic said:
Marcus Dubious said:
I can't believe your getting so worked up over a couple of talentless Irish twerps.
Who's getting worked up? What?

I posted it cause it reminded me of them.
Thought all the music lovers would like to know what their in for, lol
 

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Amnestic said:
Marcus Dubious said:
I can't believe your getting so worked up over a couple of talentless Irish twerps.
Who's getting worked up? What?

This thread is bananas.
They're the folks that are ruining the UK X-Factor 2009. They're teen twins that have no singing ability at all but because the younger population keeps text messaging for them, they stay in the competition. They've been in a lot of "bottom two" votes already, but they always get the majority of the public votes (and so they already sent home a whole bunch of people that should have won the competition). But luckily this week they were eliminated. Here's one of their "performances":


*Pimp pull your shirt* You have been updated by Double-U Woem.
 

happysock

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Amnestic said:
John and Edward something, I don't know and don't care for their last names.

Basically they are twins who are on this reality TV show thing called X factor where Simon Cowell, Dani Minougue and 2 other judges who I can't remember at this moment.

Anyway to the point, they are annoying and talentless, sort of like the others but more so. See post number 16 for details :D
 

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happysock said:
Amnestic said:
John and Edward something, I don't know and don't care for their last names.

Basically they are twins who are on this reality TV show thing called X factor where Simon Cowell, Dani Minougue and 2 other judges who I can't remember at this moment.

Anyway to the point, they are annoying and talentless, sort of like the others but more so. See post number 16 for details :D
Any teenage male who forgets about Cheryl Cole is a lost cause...
 

Zombie_Fish

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Woem said:
*Pimp pull your shirt* You have been updated by Double-U Woem.
I was contemplating a Zombie Update, but then I remembered that I don't watch X Factor and that before watching that clip I only knew about Jedward for what was said about them and a song by The Corrigan Brothers [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl50RPLsybg].

I don't really care about them that much. If they're genuinely as rubbish as people say they are then they won't last at all in the charts. Whilst X Factor helps people get started in the music industry it doesn't help them survive the metaphorical jungle that rears itself after the first single and possibly the first album. You don't need talent to win a reality TV show, but you do need it to make it strong in the music industry. If you need further reassurance of this then look up Son of Dork, Hear'Say and Leon Jackson. When the latter of those three had his first single come out after winning X Factor (not including his winning song), it was beaten to the no.1 spot by The Winner's Song by Geraldine McQueen, a fictional character created by Peter Key as a parody of reality TV shows like X Factor.

Give it a year or two (if that) and we won't need to worry about them ever again. Though I do wish there was more detail in the OP, bearing in mind that some of us don't watch reality TV, and that some of us don't even live in the UK.
 

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Marcus Dubious said:
I spot a Jedward fanboi.

Not my fault if you can't see the funny side.
I actually have no idea who John and Edward are. All I was asking for was a little context.