i'll remember that. if i ever become famous and find myself in such a situation. this will be my response. thanks.Ukomba said:I would love a celebrity, after their reported death, would just tweet "BRAAAAAAINS".
You'd think John McAfee's tweet would be a solid hint that this was playing along with the false report.Matthi205 said:I feel the same way. I think he didn't, but then again I also think that Andy wrote the article so cryptic so he has deniability in case McAfee is indeed dead.Magmabear said:Wait, I'm confused. What just happened? Why is the article so cryptic with what it's reporting?
So... did he die or didn't he?
I just feel sorry for the undertakers. now that he's been installed in that Casino they're never going to get him permanently out of it.DVS BSTrD said:How could anyone believe a story where McAfee Security finds something that is actually wrong?
Oh, a million times this. Throw himself a funeral just for the hell of it, come back to America to gatecrash it and then evade the inevitable police ambush in a Blues Brothers style chase all the way back to Equador.Towels said:He should sing his own Dust In The Wind eulogy. "You're my boy John! You're my boy!"Deshara said:Would probably show up waisted. When somebody calls him out on it, he'd be all "Hey man, this is what I'd have wanted!"Mortis Nuncius said:I wonder if he'll be attending the funeral. I mean if I was informed of my own passing, paying my respects to myself would be the very least I could do.
Well, it's been accurate for over a hundred years though.octafish said:Please see Samuel Clemens for clarification re: The report of my death was an exaggeration.Magmabear said:Wait, I'm confused. What just happened? Why is the article so cryptic with what it's reporting?
So... did he die or didn't he?
He already got caught in Guatemala back in late 2012, and managed to convince the court to deport him to the US instead of Belize, which is where the alleged murder took place.slash2x said:........ So the man that is perpetually hiding from authorities.... had a news source declare him dead.... and he CORRECTED them........ so now the authorities definitively know he is still alive........ Dude... I just.. I do not even......
If not at the very least to retain custody over his remains. Good thing he gave himself power of attorney over himself before his passing so that he could intervene for himself over himself when the time came. The article mentions that he slipped into unconsciousness and could not be revived, so does that mean he's dead or in a coma? If he was in a coma, would that mean he could opt to take himself off life support? What would he think of himself if he knew what he was planning for himself, and would he intervene between he and himself if he could?Mortis Nuncius said:I wonder if he'll be attending the funeral. I mean if I was informed of my own passing, paying my respects to myself would be the very least I could do.
No I know that and he claims it was all a frame job and that the government is after him. From what the public has seen he appears to be paranoid(unknown if it is justified) of the authorities. Maybe because of all the drugs.... My point being he could have confused the hell out of them with this. Most likely not forever,unless they are idiots, but it could have been for a while.TakerFoxx said:He already got caught in Guatemala back in late 2012, and managed to convince the court to deport him to the US instead of Belize, which is where the alleged murder took place.slash2x said:........ So the man that is perpetually hiding from authorities.... had a news source declare him dead.... and he CORRECTED them........ so now the authorities definitively know he is still alive........ Dude... I just.. I do not even......
So they pretty much already know where he is. He's just fucked if he goes to Belize.