Jokes that get overused.

[Sacman]

Knock, knock...

 

[Thedayrecker]

Anything related to Soviet Russia.

Anything related to your mother.

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.

In Soviet Russia your mom is over 9000. /rage inducing semi-trolling

I agree with the above

Well I was ninja'd so fuck it. I'm gonna go cry in a corner

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Your mum" and "That's what she said" are overused but I can't help but laugh or at least smile at them.

You've got to time it right, just chucking it around all the time makes people want to slap you. Which is why I have a personal limit of 1-2 "you mother" jokes and 1-3 "she said" jokes per day.

I rarely meet the limit.

 

[Swarley]

Almost every joke that came out of the internet.

the "that's what she said jokes" not used properly

rarly is it pure gold!

I posted this in another thread, but it works even better here.

 

[Lukeje]

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

 

[Jfswift]

Anything related to Soviet Russia.

Anything related to your mother.

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.

You forgot the falcon punch XD

 

[Naheal]

Anything related to Soviet Russia.

Anything related to your mother.

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.

In Soviet Russia, your mother makes jokes about you! (Over 9000 times)

That was just complete, concentrated awesome.

 

[Sacman]

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Doctor...

 

[Odbarc]

Anything related to Soviet Russia.

Anything related to your mother.

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.

In Soviet Russia, 9000 is over your mother!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SovietSecrets]

Thats what she said can burn in hell.

 

[RelexCryo]

Simple, which jokes have you heard so much, that they are now bland and overdone? Alternatively, which ones were never funny to begin with?

Well, for me at least, any mentions of hammertime when smiting foes with hammers. That bothers me. Grrr.

Now, escapists, which jokes grate on your ear?

Anything Freudian. Guys who have high level gear in MMO's comphensating for having small penises, guys who drive race cars comphensating for having small penises, guys who like to collect and shoot guns comphensating for having small penises, guys who actually get angry when they are insulted and argue with the people who insult them comphensating for having small penises, people who achieve any success at all comphensating for small penises, etc. etc.

 

[ShadowDude112]

"ITZ OVAR 9000! LOL GAIZ I'M SO FUNNAY DL:GJkl;SDG:SDKL:GHSDFOPHJPHP:JKLFHKL:FJKL:: 9000!!!JL:K!!JKL:!HKL:!JK!KL!JKL:!JK:!JKK!!JK" Now tell me, would that annoy you becasue you heard it every 10 seconds in the summer of '09?

 

[Lukeje]

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Doctor...

Doctor whom?

 

[Dr.A]

Ugh.

"The cake is a lie!"
"The cake is a pie!"

Seriously people. Stop that crap.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Your mother or double rainbow.

 

[Freedomario]

Anything related to Soviet Russia.

Anything related to your mother.

Anything related to being above the value of nine thousand.

YOUR MUM! HAHAHHA LOL!

Seriously guys, give it a rest.

the "that's what she said jokes" not used properly

rarly is it pure gold!

"What time is it?"
"Time you got a watch."

*sigh*

All of those facebook "likes" saying "lol jk"

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Anything related to Chuck Norris or one's maternal figure. Or baked goods, particularly cakes and their dubious existence.

 

[burningdragoon]

What up?
The sky

heard so much I can't help myself but to publicly state my distace for it each it its use on me

That's a joke? I only use to be a jerk to my friends.


Any and all jokes related to politicians. It's not funny just because of who you are making fun of. It has to actually be funny.

I would say "That's what she said" jokes but I do them wrong on purpose anyway.


Doing jokes wrong on purpose....

edit: as for over 9000, "the balls are inert" was funnier anyway.

 

[Holyeskimo]

I lost the game, was funny then now it's close to being a cheese grater on my nerves.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

"yo mamma"
and of course
"thats what she said"