Jokes Without The Funny

[ShindoL Shill]

Basically, come up with a joke.
then take out the funniness.
best one gets:

this picture of a puppy!

example:
an irishman walks into a bar.
he purchases and drinks some alcohol.

 

[Ice Car]

A man walks into a bar.

And then takes an arrow in the knee.

Do I win thread?