Yay a joke thread! I wonder how long it will go before someone crosses the line? I'll start.
No tasteless jokes.
A man walks into a bar, and sees a chicken crying on a barstool. He asks the chicken what's wrong, and the chicken looks up and says "I never hear from any of my friends who move to Buffalo."
How do you know you are in the presence of a true Colorado man? He carries his $3000 on top of his $500 car.
A judge was sentencing criminal defendants when he saw a vaguely familiar face. He reviewed the record and found that the man was a career criminal, except for a five-year period in which there were no convictions.
"Milton," He asked, puzzled, "how is it you were able to stay out of trouble for those five years?"
"I was in prison," he answered. "You should know that?you were the one who sent me there."
"That's not possible," He said. "I wasn't even a judge then."
"No, you weren't the judge," the defendant countered, smiling mischievously. "You were my lawyer."
A man walks into a bar and sees a lady with a duck under her arm and he says "Where'd ys get that pig?" and the lady says "This ain't no pig" And he says "Hell, I was talking to the duck!"
No tasteless jokes.
A man walks into a bar, and sees a chicken crying on a barstool. He asks the chicken what's wrong, and the chicken looks up and says "I never hear from any of my friends who move to Buffalo."
How do you know you are in the presence of a true Colorado man? He carries his $3000 on top of his $500 car.
A judge was sentencing criminal defendants when he saw a vaguely familiar face. He reviewed the record and found that the man was a career criminal, except for a five-year period in which there were no convictions.
"Milton," He asked, puzzled, "how is it you were able to stay out of trouble for those five years?"
"I was in prison," he answered. "You should know that?you were the one who sent me there."
"That's not possible," He said. "I wasn't even a judge then."
"No, you weren't the judge," the defendant countered, smiling mischievously. "You were my lawyer."
A man walks into a bar and sees a lady with a duck under her arm and he says "Where'd ys get that pig?" and the lady says "This ain't no pig" And he says "Hell, I was talking to the duck!"
