JRPG Take a Shot!

[SnakeoilSage]

Probably the most lethal drinking game known to man. Post every little cliche you can find in a JRPG (or any game to come out of Japan, really), and suggest what sort of liquor you should toss back when you see it happen in your favorite (or most hated) JRPG title.

- Quasi-German names. (The entire party drinks down a Kranz (wreath) of Kölsch beer.)

 

[NerfedFalcon]

If the main character has hair that could reasonably be described as either 'gravity-defying' or 'LONGHAIR IS LOOOOOONG'. (Shot of the nearest liquid, even if it's sky-blue hair dye.)

 

[SnakeoilSage]

Airships! (Everyone has their favorite mix of Highball)

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Every time a character exclaims or, says, "What the...?!" take a shot of jager.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

If every female has unnaturally large breasts or small amounts of clothing, take a swig of the nearest bottle of gin.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Take a Double Vodka with a mineral whenever you enter an inn.
...Or just stab your liver, the outcome is petty much the same...

 

[SnakeoilSage]

When the game introduces a man who dresses like a woman, and you can't tell if he's transgender, flamboyantly gay, or an offensive stereotype because there's no Japanese word for "subtle."

Drink cosmopolitans until he's hot.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

The main protagonist or member of his/her party, despite having a superhuman talent for combat, is a whiny do-nothing who pouts.

Drink a Virgin Mary, then another, and then slap the face of the person to your left.

 

[Swifty714]

Where the party uses swords, even though its in the distance future, and most enemies uses guns (I'm looking at you Final fantasy)

Jello shots for everybody!

 

[Dr.Susse]

A character says 'Huh?' or repeats what someone just told him as a question.

The Risky; A shot of rum and a shot of whiskey.
just to induce the same amount of intelligence of the character.

 

[chaosyoshimage]

Your quest requires you to collect "x" amount of gems, crystals, etc.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

If the main character has amnesia do a Jägerbomb.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

Well-armed experienced soldiers and giant monsters that can't fight a teen dressed for Halloween.

Strawberry daquiris drank with the silliest-looking novelty straws you can find.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Treasure chests that it's impossible to figure out just how they got there.

A shot of the oldest rum you can find, preferably from the era when pirates actually drank rum, and another if the setting isn't conductive to treasure chests in the first place. And another if they're in someone's house/inn/etc. and they don't bat an eyelid when you rob them.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The victory theme liver destroyer!

Every time you hear a victory theme you take a shot of beer. [small]Or a spirit if you don't want to play for very long[/small]

 

[SnakeoilSage]

Every corporation is evil and possesses its own high-tech paramilitary ninja death squads. If it's a fantasy setting, then just replace "corporation" with "religious organization."

Drink shots of cold sake, pronouncing it the incorrect english way.

Or toss back a bottle of red wine while mumbing something incoherent about Christianity.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Any time anything even closely resembling 'THE REAL SUPER POWER OF TEAMWORK!' gets brought up, get a friend to mix you your favourite mix drink (cocktail, martini, daiquiri, etc.) and down it in one go.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

One of your world-saving teammates isn't old enough to drive and/or has the mentality of a 6 year old from a cartoon show.

Toss back a Melon Ball and eat a bag of Skittles.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

A Mickie-Finn for every machine found in you middle ages setting.

 

[SnakeoilSage]

An invented calander you do not get a full explination of, making any reference to it pointless.

Drink a full bottle of Nyquil, waking up an undetermined date later in an undetermined location, having performed undetermined actions.