Judging By The Cover: Judging Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

Crash_7

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Cool! I just assumed Yahtzee was taking the week off. Apparently, he just took New Years Day off.
 

nightowlc

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I died at the comment about "the roving pack of lens flares".

Congrats Yahtzee on being the only speaker or narrator I've ever listened to who so casually used the word denouement. I've seen it in writing, but hardly ever heard it spoken.
 

EyeReaper

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Well, I guess now we know the real reason JJ Abrams got to do the new film. It was the lens flare's doing all along!

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Scarim Coral

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Ok now I canno unseen the Queen dot eyes XD! I never get why she had so much makeup change throughtout the film!
 

Blood Brain Barrier

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Why did escapist change the video player to this retarded thing that I can"t change the volume before i PLAY IT? Not everynoe wants Yahtzee's voice blurting at you at full volume without being able to change it
 

Aeshi

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Yoda's face in the second poster made this for me. Even he doesn't want to be here.
 

Barbas

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Brilliantly creative and greatly amusing. You know, you should get Gabe to star in one of these. I bet he'd rather like the experience!
 

RJ 17

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My mother was killed by a lens flare...then it kidnapped my puppy. :(
 

Neurotic Void Melody

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I breed lens flares for underground lens-flare cage fighting matches. Some think it is unethical to do so, but i say that, compared to wild lens flares or those over-pampered lens-flares, these babies have a marginally better quality of life. Yes, the end can be quite violent for some, but have you seen what they do to each other in the wild? It isn't pretty. Neither are the ends of the drug-addled, gluttonised (that's a word now, i hope) star flares that wallow in shame and self pity. No, it is horrific.
Annnyway, anybody needing baby lens-flares, i can hook you up, just gimme a holla and a dolla!
 

ChaoGuy2006

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First time I've seen this series and I'm in hysterics!!
Brilliant, and I will check out more.