Just a normal day...

[Free Thinker]

Got home after having a bout of Irritable Bowel Syndrome that caused me to come home early. Let the dogs out, work on a project for U.S. History, get some tedious math homework done, then watch TV. Just sitting on the couch until some odd noises happen. With the house having pretty damn good acoustics, I checked every room...
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WHAT IN STALIN'S IRON TESTICLES IS A DAMN BIRD DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?!

So after about a hour of using 2 nets, it got knocked off the 2nd story indoor window, flew through the whole first floor, crashed into every window, and finally chased it out the patio door. It even voided its bowels everywhere.

Worst. Home sick day. Ever.
So Escapists. Why can't we have a normal day, every day?

Captcha: surprise undana. Who or what is, "undana"?

 

[Mugen Weston]

Probably because life would become repetitive and boring if everyday was a normal day. Just think, because of said bird in your house, you had a story to tell, be that, a rather tragic story for you if you had to clean up the bird mess...

 

[ReservoirAngel]

A normal day every day would get boring. It's the days where unexpected stuff happens that make life worth living.