I'm too god damn friendly on DayZ.
One guy was moving past me, me undetected with an axe.
I said 'Hey, friendly, don't shoot' over the mic.
Bastard turned around, shot me.
I still didn't attack, saying 'Friendly, don't shoot!'
Shot me again.
I still didn't attack, saying 'Friendly, don't shoot!'
Dead.
Bastard.
I really need some friends to play this game with.