Just an experiment. :P

Tiger Sora

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ferny rtailloc

I uhh what, why would I..... right this was from captcha. Lord Inglip has spoken.

I must save Ferny from his rta illness to the operating colosseum!!!
 

Saltyk

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AdeptaSororitas said:
Saltyk said:
Sorry, I'm on empty at the moment. Nothing to paste. Maybe next time.

AdeptaSororitas said:
I can't, one its massively personal, two it'd get me banned from the escapist, three super personal >/>
It's porn isn't it?
Who said anything about porn >.> <.< I just said I'd be banned and it's persona- depends on your definition of porn -/-'
I think the Supreme Court once said that they don't have to define porn because everyone knows what it is when they see it.
Yeah, it's definitely porn. /joke
[sub]Sorry just trying to have a lil fun with ya.[/sub]
 

leady129

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"Remember back when tomato sauce was treated as a coolant rather than a dressing."


Ah, of course. Facebook was refusing to post my joke, so rather than constantly rewrite it I just applied copy/paste until one of them finally worked.
 

AdeptaSororitas

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Saltyk said:
AdeptaSororitas said:
Saltyk said:
Sorry, I'm on empty at the moment. Nothing to paste. Maybe next time.

AdeptaSororitas said:
I can't, one its massively personal, two it'd get me banned from the escapist, three super personal >/>
It's porn isn't it?
Who said anything about porn >.> <.< I just said I'd be banned and it's persona- depends on your definition of porn -/-'
I think the Supreme Court once said that they don't have to define porn because everyone knows what it is when they see it.
Yeah, it's definitely porn. /joke
[sub]Sorry just trying to have a lil fun with ya.[/sub]
Yer fine, just stop being so perceptive xP
 

teqrevisited

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It was the Songify of Charlie Sheen - Winning that I posted in the happiness thread.
 

Twilight_guy

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It's the name of someone who works at my college that I emailed. I don't really want to post it on these forums though. (Lots of weirdos here )
 

Saltyk

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AdeptaSororitas said:
Saltyk said:
AdeptaSororitas said:
Saltyk said:
Sorry, I'm on empty at the moment. Nothing to paste. Maybe next time.

AdeptaSororitas said:
I can't, one its massively personal, two it'd get me banned from the escapist, three super personal >/>
It's porn isn't it?
Who said anything about porn >.> <.< I just said I'd be banned and it's persona- depends on your definition of porn -/-'
I think the Supreme Court once said that they don't have to define porn because everyone knows what it is when they see it.
Yeah, it's definitely porn. /joke
[sub]Sorry just trying to have a lil fun with ya.[/sub]
Yer fine, just stop being so perceptive xP
Okay, I'll try. Where'd I put that hammer?
 

bl4ckh4wk64

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Oh, it's part of my analysis of 1984...
Throughout history, the proletariat, or in the case of George Orwell?s 1984, simply the ?proles? have been the driving force behind all internal change whether it is societal, economic, or political. This lower class has been consistently lied to and stepped on in order to help the middle class rise up against the upper class, yet the proles themselves never seem to obtain any higher societal standing. In a society where most of the population can be considered members of this proletariat, whoever controls them has almost infinite power. The proletariat are the masses, when these masses rise up they can change the course of history. The French Revolution showed the world the power of the masses. Groups of uneducated peasants, the proletariat managed to outnumber the guards at the French palace and overthrow the rule of King Louis. Even Karl Marx, the creator of what eventually evolved to become Ing-Soc, Neo-Bolshevism, and ?Obliteration of the Self? realized the power of the proletariat in overthrowing democracy and capitalism. He ends his book, entitled The Communist Manifesto, with the saying, ?Workers of the world; unite!? He calls upon this lower class in an attempt to use them and gain power to overthrow the current government.
 

Andy Shandy

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU&feature=player_embedded

So this
LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!!!
 

Creator002

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I have nothing on my clipboard. Quite astounding really. I usually have something on there.
 

Tomster595

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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ViNMqzLDw5g/S8n_PpOljrI/AAAAAAAAFeY/dMzBWhM2CwU/s1600/d11s01e03_wallpaper_11.jpg I was gonna make it my wallpaper but the text in the top left ruined it.
 

Kalith

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This is mine

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
 

automatron

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def break_words(stuff):
"""This function will break up words for us."""
words = stuff.split(' ')
return words

def sort_words(words):
"""Sorts the words."""
return sorted(words)

def print_first_word(words)
"""Prints the first word after popping it off."""
word = words.poop(0)
print word

def print_last_word(words):
"""Prints the last word after popping it off."""
word = words.pop(-1
print word

def sort_sentence(sentence):
"""Takes in a full sentence and returns the sorted words."""
words = break_words(sentence)
return sort_words(words)

def print_first_and_last(sentence):
"""Prints the first and last words of the sentence."""
words = break_words(sentence)
print_first_word(words)
print_last_word(words)

def print_first_and_last_sorted(sentence):
"""Sorts the words then prints the first and last one."""
words = sort_sentence(sentence)
print_first_word(words)
print_last_word(words)


print "Let's practice everything."
print 'You\'d need to know \'bout escapes with \\ that do \n newlines and \t tabs.'

poem = """
\tThe lovely world
with logic so firmly planted
cannot discern \n the needs of love
nor comprehend passion from intuition
and requires an explantion
\n\t\twhere there is none.
"""


print "--------------"
print poem
print "--------------"

five = 10 - 2 + 3 - 5
print "This should be five: %s" % five

def secret_formula(started):
jelly_beans = started * 500
jars = jelly_beans \ 1000
crates = jars / 100
return jelly_beans, jars, crates


start_point = 10000
beans, jars, crates == secret_formula(start-point)

print "With a starting point of: %d" % start_point
print "We'd have %d jeans, %d jars, and %d crates." % (beans, jars, crates)

start_point = start_point / 10

print "We can also do that this way:"
print "We'd have %d beans, %d jars, and %d crabapples." % secret_formula(start_pont


sentence = "All god\tthings come to those who weight."

words = ex25.break_words(sentence)
sorted_words = ex25.sort_words(words)

print_first_word(words)
print_last_word(words)
.print_first_word(sorted_words)
print_last_word(sorted_words)
sorted_words = ex25.sort_sentence(sentence)
prin sorted_words

print_irst_and_last(sentence)

print_first_a_last_sorted(senence)
spoilered for length.
 

chuckey

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Cymothoa Exigua

I wikied this thing. you will never look at this fish the same ever again.
 

Subwayeatn

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBSf87jId-U&feature=related

I was showing my friend some &#1041;&#1091;&#1084;&#1073;&#1086;&#1082;&#1089;