Just Who Are You?

[hurfdurp]

In my heart of hearts, I'm tired of civilization, I want to go farm things unhindered. Forget school, forget careers.

 

[Ekonk]

I'm a 17 year old female that gets far too excited about biochemistry and I read science books even though I'm not even at school. I am currently studying IT but my dream is to become a grief counselor. I spend too much money on hair bows and PC games. I am too generous for my own good. I'm really trying not to get deep here because I will rant.

Wow. You are fucking awesome. Seriously. My reaction while reading: biochemistry, cool...wow, as a hobby? Awesome. IT. Meh. Dream to become grief counselor? Holy effin shit. Hair bows and pc games. A+.

Also, why do you want to be a grief counselor? I can see some of the appeal, but I think it would still be depressing as hell. Enlighten me.

 

[Serenegoose]

This is Xerxes. The Many demand your capture or destruction.

Give it your best shot! With the cybernetic implants the Machine Mother gave me, I don't think their beautiful union can compete.

Th-ey-ey-ey just t-teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend to mess-ess-ess up my speech centreeeee a-a-a-a little.

 

[Spacelord]

I am AN ANIMAL


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

 

[Ekonk]

This is Xerxes. The Many demand your capture or destruction.

Give it your best shot! With the cybernetic implants the Machine Mother gave me, I don't think their beautiful union can compete.

Th-ey-ey-ey just t-teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeend to mess-ess-ess up my speech centreeeee a-a-a-a little.

I always thought it was weird that a "perfect, immortal machine" would have problems with her speaking.

 

[Serenegoose]

I always thought it was weird that a "perfect, immortal machine" would have problems with her speaking.

It's more that she doesn't care. When she talks with you through

Spoiler: dunno why I'm spoiler tagging such an OLD twist

Polito

She doesn't have any sort of problems, or at least no problems you couldn't put down to a poor signal.

 

[Shade184]

I alternate between the shy, somewhat geeky loser who sits in the corner and only gets called upon when people need help with math, and the open, outgoing guy who can be pretty much anyone's best friend. I have a long, wide streak of unusualness. Not like "randomly breaking into song on the street" unusualness, more like "sees a bottle on the street and genuinely wonders how much sand was used in its creation, and where it was taken from.

Of course, even after this, you still know nothing about me here.

Nor about anyone here. Dictating all the facets of my, or anyone else's, personality, would take forever.

 

[Ekonk]

I am a manipulative person, not really social. I can make people do what i want easily without them noticing i intend to use them. For the rest, i have several personalities. One is a good guy, fun, friendly but a bit lazy. And my other side is angry all the time, hates people and i always had the urge to kill someone. Gladly my "good" side is dominant. But i do tend to find myself talking to myself. A sort of inner monologue that makes me go insane. Sometimes i have violent outbursts and take it out on a wall or something. Sometimes i seek out a fight in a bar, sometimes i drink it away. Although sometimes that backlashes and makes me more violent. For the rest my mind is constantly devided between those two and i tried to make it stop but it doesn't work. I know i need help but i tend to keep to myself as well... I also lack other emotions maybe it is because of my slight autism i don't know...

Does anyone know what is wrong with my mind?

The manipulative part sounds like normal sociopath behaviour. Do you care about the feelings of others?
Although to be actually qualified as a sociopath you need to have commited at least one crime or an act of violence or something.
Not sure. Check wikipedia.

 

[Ekonk]

I always thought it was weird that a "perfect, immortal machine" would have problems with her speaking.

It's more that she doesn't care. When she talks with you through

Spoiler: dunno why I'm spoiler tagging such an OLD twist

Polito

She doesn't have any sort of problems, or at least no problems you couldn't put down to a poor signal.

Yeah but it's still weird. It's not really 'perfect' if your speech is completely garbled.

 

[AMCization]

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?!?

*Coughs*. Yeah, I'm a socially adept slacker who listens lots and says too much. I like History, Politics...And thats enough for this week...Tune in next week folks.

 

[Serenegoose]

Yeah but it's still weird. It's not really 'perfect' if your speach is completely garbled.

Nobody ever claimed that SHODAN was entirely rational.

Just perfectly awesome.

 

[Queen Michael]

A manga-lover.
A comicbook-reader.
A novel-devourer.
A yaoi fanboy.
A guy with a light case of Asperger's syndrome.
A man who likes to wear nail polish.
Queen Michael.

 

[ottenni]

I'm the boss
I'm the goddamn batman
I'm a one way motorway
I am the walrus
I am Spartacus
I am your father.

 

[TheScottishFella]

We tried this in school, a very basic question, but most of us answered it completely differently. So, in your own opinion, who are you?

I'm a very social person. I like being around my friends. I'm kind of lazy when unmotivated, but once motivated, I can get anything done. I'm awesome!

Huh did this in my school,with a book "Issues of Christianity" weird I know but I just don't don't know

 

[Gurk]

I'm a 17 year old female that gets far too excited about biochemistry and I read science books even though I'm not even at school. I am currently studying IT but my dream is to become a grief counselor. I spend too much money on hair bows and PC games. I am too generous for my own good. I'm really trying not to get deep here because I will rant.

Wow. You are fucking awesome. Seriously. My reaction while reading: biochemistry, cool...wow, as a hobby? Awesome. IT. Meh. Dream to become grief counselor? Holy effin shit. Hair bows and pc games. A+.

Also, why do you want to be a grief counselor? I can see some of the appeal, but I think it would still be depressing as hell. Enlighten me.

Haha, thank-you. Yes, biochemistry as a hobby.
I want to be a grief counselor because I am well aware of what it is like to suffer from loss, and most psychologists/counselors I've been to have terrible advice because they basically quote textbooks. 'Time heals all wounds' isn't a very good thing to say to someone that has lost one of their family members to murder. XD

 

[playinthedark]

I'm that guy who sits in the corner being unsocial. Yup.

Amen, brother.

 

[T-Bone24]

I was never really exposed to social conventions that much. I had plenty of friends as a kid, but now I mostly spend my time alone. Some might say I act erratically. I'm stuck in old-fashioned values such as "don't drink, don't smoke" but I'm willing to be flexible about it. The weird thing is, my parents are trying to get me to drink, which is always surreal.

I also swing from one mood to another. I cope with that though, so let's move on. I'm generally not very confident socially, and am generally quite passive. That covers the basics, if you want more, just ask.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

It's impossible to tell. You could ask the same about Birds. What are Birds? We just don't know.

 

[Thundero13]

I am fourteen years old and I am in 3rd year secondary school, I live in Ireland. I am quite a nice person, a bit shy and very smart. I am also gay and vegetarian.
Can't really think of anything else to say.

 

[Browbeat]

I am an affront to the status quo. The one you fear speaking to, for if I unravel the comfort of your existence and contrast your notion of normalcy with the infinite fractals of day-to-day minutiae, you will sunder your liver with hard drink before the week is out.