"Justin Beiber to star in remake of Back To The Future"

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

'Nicholas Cage to play twelfth Doctor In popular British television series "Doctor Who"'

Truth be told that could either suck or be really cool.

 

[Logic 0]

Michael bay is going to remake every movie and is going to destroy all other films,

That's nightmare fuel for you.

 

[Nyan Cat]

When I read the thread title, I said "oh my God" outloud... and I'm in class. Everyone was looking at me weirdly.

 

[etherlance]

J-Justin Bieber....In a movie??

 

[Banana Phone Man]

Don't worrt folks. I managed to get that sudden heart attack under controll. I'm all good. Just no more sudden scares.

Kotick becomes head of Valve after beating Gabe in a fist fight. My world would just end.

 

[mastermerrick]

"Nightwish has parted ways with lead singer Tarja Turunen and found a mediocre replacement..."
Oh wait...

You just HAD to remind me, didn't you.

 

[REAPER5594]

Bobby Kotic in charge of development and writing for Fallout :New Vegas
Justin Beiber cast as Neo in upcoming Matrix reboot
Harrison Ford dies

 

[Mr. Gency]

Steve Jobs becomes president.

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

"Nightwish has parted ways with lead singer Tarja Turunen and found a mediocre replacement..."
Oh wait...

You just HAD to remind me, didn't you.

Yes. I have to spread the misery.

In all honesty, Annette is good in her own right, I'm not trying to knock her. But she just isn't what ANYONE should remember Nightwish for. Dark Passion Play is a better album than what most bands could ever hope to put out, but as a Nightwish album, it just falls short.

 

[(Insert name hear)]

Spoiler: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus to remake Grease

http://www.celebuzz.com/justin-bieber-miley-cyrus-remake-s245151/

Oh wait.

You are fucking kidding me.

Normally I don't give two shits about something like this, but Bieber AND Cyrus remaking fuckin' GREASE???

Could be worse, they could have the Jonas Brothers making the movie album.

 

[Milo Windby]

Thats exactly what this thread is about, Scary Thoughts.
Some sort of made up news story or celebrity gossip or whatever that would make you want to go outside, look up to the sky and scream.
For Example:
"Justin Beiber is to star in remake of Back To The Future". Christ I get shivers just saying that.
Your turn.

Ok, honestly you almost gave me a frigging heart attack!

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

Spoiler: Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus to remake Grease

http://www.celebuzz.com/justin-bieber-miley-cyrus-remake-s245151/

Oh wait.

Fuck no, just no, I..I, no.

Only one person can play Danny Zuko and that's John Travolta
Only one person can play Sandy Olsson and that's Olivia Newton John.
That movie is very close to my heart and if they create a pile of shit like that I WILL find who ever agrees to the idea and kill them.

OT:Radiohead have decided to break up, focusing on their own projects.
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cabalistics]

Robert Pattison to play Dante in new Devil May Cry movie Rob Schneider to play wacky sidekick the movie will be based on the new edgier Dante

George Lucas to make Jar Jar spin off movie

Watchmen sequel announced

Lady Gaga to continue copying Madonna by starring in Swept Away remake

 

[Da_Schwartz]

Duke Nukem Forever is being postponed another 5 years

HAHA, sry, just had to say it

ha! i lol'd. Umm alright..how about.

American teenage boy wins 1st global starcraft 2 tournament.

 

[Atmos Duality]

"George Lucas teams up with Michael Bay to present their remake of Serenity."

 

[Squeaky]

"Ewe Boll is to take over all Mass Effect writing and plot design."

I think I just died a little thinking inside even thinking about that...

I'm sorry but I kinda disagree with your point here


sure he's a shitty director and his movies are shitty too, but analizing them, I discovered that while they suck hairy balls so hard they could spit furry creatures, they do have some points of improvement, seriously

take Alone in the Dark for example, fix a couple stuff like the "supposedly dead" girl at the cave who gets up because she thinks the camera faded off, or fix a couple plot holes and you have at least a decent movie

don't believe me? watch his non videogame works, like Stoic, or even better, Rampage (which is a surprisingly smart movie, uwe boll or not)

OT:

"PC get's discontinued and discarded as a gaming system in favor of overrated consoles"

le gasp!

Id probly become shellshocked NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[shadyh8er]

"My dad chosen to sing One-Winged Angel at the next Comic-Con!" (Yes, he's that bad).

"A Clockwork Orange getting remade!"

"Michael Bay to direct live-action movie adaptation of Neon Genesis Evangelion!"

And this one is the worst of them all:

"System of a Down's hiatus not so temporary after all."

 

[teh_Canape]

Id probly become shellshocked NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

alright, that was unexpected...

I expected a flame war on the "Uwe Boll is not that bad, he just needs a little polish" stuff

 

[onewheeled]

The Rev, famed drummer of Avenged Sevenfold, has revealed that his tragic death exactly one year ago was a hoax: He's been on vacation in a small town in Iowa the whole time. To welcome him back, the metal band has started a tour, starting in Sacramento, California.

If only.

 

[Nieroshai]

Uwe Boll is to make the Metroid movie.



...ugh...