Justin Bieber doesn't know what 'German' means.

'Aredor

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joethekoeller said:
Fun Fact: Bieber is actually german for beaver.
That's correct, although it's spelled Biber (while being pronounced as if it were written indeed Bieber, now that's a silly language for you)

While we're at it, I myself am from a town called Biberach, which would translate to beaver-river. Now imagine a whole river full of Justin Biebers. Yikes.

And to make the fun complete, the German word for "Basketball" is actually: "Basketball". Although we tend to pronounce it the German way. If one would desperately try to translate it, it would be Korbball. But I digress, where were we?

OT: Yes, well, hmm. He's a celebrity, he's way too busy to care about such stupid things as education.
 

edgeofblade

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I'm sure he's intensely stupid... but come on cut the kid a break. Infancy is a very important formative period in a human's life.
 

Olikunmissile

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To be fair I wish he'd shrivel up and die like the rest of these *stars* that pop up and get the adoring attention of pre-pubescent girls. Happened with those Jonas fucktards and I'm hoping him and his shitty excuse for music die to.

My sister loves the tard, I get to wake up to her playing his shit most mornings, really loud. It's like she thinks she's not the only one that wants to listen to it >.> ugh.
 

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alright, after the second viewing it was clear as hell.

The host even talked really slowly.

FUCK BIEBER.
 

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Berithil said:
Eukaryote said:
He was home-schooled, so maybe his parents didn't teach him to read.
Ahem, I'm homeschooled and I was reading books like LOTR when I was seven. I think the word your looking for is "unschooled"...
Same, unschooled can supplement any kind of education. But it's really a excuse to screw around all day. I was reading Ayn Rand, Tolkien, Lewis (Screwtape Letters not just Narnia) so it's really a lot of stereotype when it comes to homeschoolers. But on another hand I'm sure there are lazy homeschoolers out there who do not take it seriously.

OT: I should think he would have known what the interviewer met after him repeating himself 400 times and showing him the card. There is really no excuse, no matter what school you should go to you live under a rock if you don't at least know of the german language. Oh and @ the guy who posted that he counted in german and said his name, was that before or after this incident?
 

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We don't say that in America... Well... This is just insanely sad.

That's not just a simple mistake, see. I actually had a hard time understanding the guy the first time he said it, but he pointed to the card. That's just really sad.
 

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Renamedsin said:
LFM [Achievement: Justin Bieber must die!]
Need 2 more DPS, a tank and a healer and we are ready!
I think there is a title reward for this one :D
Your avatar is the best avatar ever made.

OT: So? He's a celebrity. Are we expecting celebrities to be smart now? Next you're going to tell me that you expect them to be deserving of their fame, right?
 

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Erpich said:
So THAT'S what his hair was hiding. The gaping hole in his forehead that his brain was extracted through, it all makes sense now.
Best. First post. Ever.

Welcome to the Escapist. WARNING: Please move quickly to the exit, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Escapist are not part of this test. At the end of this test, cake and grief counseling will be available. Good bye.

OT: Uhm....kay? Should we really are? I mean, it's Justin Bieber.
 

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The thing that cracks me up the most about this video is his voice. He's 16 and he sounds like an 8 year old. I can't wait until he hits puberty and can't sing any of his songs anymore.
 

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I...I kept waiting, assuming that he would eventually say "Oh! German!", but...nothing. What do they teach you in Canadian schools?
 

WorldCritic

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I'm sorry, who the hell is Justin Bieber? I seriously have never heard of him. He looks like a little twerp and he sounds like an idiot for the question. But seriously, who the hell is he?
 

cryogeist

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ummm retard much?
id puch him in the face for the stpidness
wow i cant even spell...duurr!
 

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Jroo wuz heer said:
Eukaryote said:
Apparently he thought the interviewer was saying "Jew man."

He backed this up by linking a video on Twitter of an earlier interview in which he counted in German and translated his name
yah earlier ... right

am i the only one who thinks the inerviewer sounds 100% like Murray from Flight of the Conchords?

That's probably cos Flight of The Concords are "New Zealands number two folk parody duo" and the presenter is also from New Zealand
 

Knight of Cydonia

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Haha. A ACTUAL reason to hate him apart from his music, him making 4 year olds cry, his dick-headness....

But anyway. yeah thats funny.
 

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Eukaryote said:
Apparently he thought the interviewer was saying "Jew man."

He backed this up by linking a video on Twitter of an earlier interview in which he counted in German and translated his name.

[sub]Yes, I know that is a little more research than I should have done as a non-fan. However, I don't like to be wrong so I fact check whenever something I say has been called in to question, which it was in this case earlier on.[/sub]
Good on you, really. Most people just pick up the flaming torches they keep next to the box of fuel they use for arguments.