Kanye West's Sex Game That Never Was

[Keane Ng]

Besides that, what was West even using to make this game? This would have been 1989, by the way, so I can't imagine there were too many game making tools easily accessible to 12-year-olds.

You're not much over 20 are you? Most computers came with programming tools back then.

Ha, you got me, I'm 22.

Still, point stands - even if computers came with programming tools, it's not like they were there for kids to make games with unless they actually sought them out, not to mention that they could program with.

 

[Domou]

Quite amusing.

"cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes."

Thank you Mr. West. I actually did not know the penis had little feet and eyes. Such geniouses these rapists are...

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[TsunamiWombat]

Not work safe.

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[jemborg]

Besides that, what was West even using to make this game? This would have been 1989, by the way, so I can't imagine there were too many game making tools easily accessible to 12-year-olds.

You're not much over 20 are you? Most computers came with programming tools back then.

Ha, you got me, I'm 22.

Still, point stands - even if computers came with programming tools, it's not like they were there for kids to make games with unless they actually sought them out, not to mention that they could program with.

Spoken like a true ignoramus, the Commodore 64 had game developer kits for kids... dur!

No your point does NOT stand. Do some fucking research!

Ok, I'll chill out a bit. You obviously don't realize the milieu back then. The C64 virtually thrust kids into programming back then... it wasn't like today's console generation. You had to enter commands into the thing to even get it to load a game. And yes kids game kits were available, all kids of crazy stuff was available. Even kids books on making games for the C64.

 

[gmer412]

Intense. Is there anything he won't do?

Make good music.

 

[dthree]

Thanks jembog. Me and my friends actually were making games on Tandy CCs, C64s, and Apple IIs. And we were hardly the only ones because we read monthly magazines for kids about programming games.

 

[joystickjunki3]

Intense. Is there anything he won't do?

Make good music.

I think that's more of an issue w/ his ability to make good music. It's not that he won't, it's that he can't.

 

[jemborg]

Thanks jembog. Me and my friends actually were making games on Tandy CCs, C64s, and Apple IIs. And we were hardly the only ones because we read monthly magazines for kids about programming games.

Right, I forgot about the mags. These dudes actually think that their "generation" invented computing and videogames for some reason. Back then poots were actually easier in those days to get a handle on. It not like you needed a degree.

 

[righthanded]

Intense. Is there anything he won't do?

Stop talking about himself?

 

[joystickjunki3]

Intense. Is there anything he won't do?

Stop talking about himself?

Touche.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Besides that, what was West even using to make this game? This would have been 1989, by the way, so I can't imagine there were too many game making tools easily accessible to 12-year-olds.

You're not much over 20 are you? Most computers came with programming tools back then.

Ha, you got me, I'm 22.

Still, point stands - even if computers came with programming tools, it's not like they were there for kids to make games with unless they actually sought them out, not to mention that they could program with.

I programmed an adventure game at 14(1984) and a Pengo clone at 16...Given Crash/Your Spectrum had a few games, I can see how you could create an 8x8 bit sprite in Magenta that looks sort of like a tallywacker.

But still, no programming skill required.

 

[dthree]

The project, thankfully, was too much for the then not-even-teenage West. "Mind you, I'm 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming,"

I think this is the point we are disputing now. It WAS stuff other 12-year olds were programming.